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I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid! — Fakeer Ishavardas

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. — Steve McConnell

It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right? — Louise Welsh

There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD! — Eddie Izzard

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. — Seth MacFarlane

We've all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I'm tragically funny and good-looking. — Rick Riordan

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. — Uma Thurman

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

I think I could orgasm just looking at him, she moaned — Samantha Young

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. — Conan O'Brien

Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble. — Mhairi McFarlane

Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno! — Dave Attell

It was because a great-looking man with no apparent mental defects found her attractive. Imagine feeling so buoyant over something so juvenile. — Maggie Shayne

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. — Billy Mays

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? — J.K. Rowling

Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different. — Nell Freudenberger

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. — Lara Stone

What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows. — John Green

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. — Brian Regan

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. — Oscar Wilde

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding — Jesse Andrews

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that," Garrett said gruffly. "You'll have me convinced I'm going to die."
"You're not? — Maya Banks

I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence. — Patrick DeWitt

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper

I'm now 'Doctor' to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave. — Howard Florey

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look ... and apparently, where NOT to look. — Meg Cabot

Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener. — Roger Caras

I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber. — Jennifer Echols

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line. — Scott Adams

... smart, funny, sweet, nice to his family, good looking in an adorable kind of way. — Penny Reid

You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn. — Stephanie Perkins

Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny. — Joe Grant

I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny. — Colin Hanks

Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever.
His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone. — Jen Turano

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. — Calvin Trillin

Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna — Janet Evanovich

[It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime. — Elvis Presley

Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon.
Howl — Diana Wynne Jones

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days
Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya

I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking. — Tanya Roberts

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. — Angelina Jolie

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it. — Adriana Trigiani

I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature — George Harrison

Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton

Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it. — Ann Brashares

People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure. — John McGahern

I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore. — Graham Greene

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? — Steven Wright

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. — Craig Ferguson

No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with. — M.F. Moonzajer

What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight

If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat. — Jonas Eriksson

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner

This one's for Alaska Young! — John Green

Beware of finding what you're looking for.
[A favorite aphorism he often used.] — Richard Hamming

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it. — Patti LaBelle

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that. — Karl Pilkington

Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking. — Mark Hoppus

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek

Don't think you are looking at me because you are not. — Eugene Ormandy

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. — Angelina Jolie