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Elinor Lipman is to tweets what Shakespeare is to sonnets.
— Firoozeh Dumas
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
— Maureen Lipman
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
— Maureen Lipman
I was nearly fired from my second job, which was writing press releases for Boston's public television station.
— Elinor Lipman
There is no happiness without hard work
— Joanne Lipman And Melanie Kupchynsky
...the state should support art,construed not as amusement but as one of the chief carriers of civilization.
— Samuel Lipman
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.
— Maureen Lipman
I wear a pedometer, aiming for five miles a day - don't be too impressed; that includes walking around my house and food shopping.
— Elinor Lipman
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
— Maureen Lipman
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
— Maureen Lipman
Regardless of whether or not you belong to a majority religion, in the United States you may not impose your theology on civil law.
— Lori Lipman Brown
I consider myself the head coach whose job is to keep this winning team intact. I keep everybody focused and motivated.
— Monte Lipman
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
— Maureen Lipman
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
— Maureen Lipman
My narrators tend to be women with low self-esteem, so I can send them to charm school.
— Elinor Lipman
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
— Maureen Lipman
I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.
— Elinor Lipman
No nation is wise enough to rule another.
— Helen Keller
I need to start over. I can't just stay stuck in this place. This is a wonderful skill to bring to your life.
— Sharon Salzberg
There are two kind of mathematicians, smart ones, and dumb ones. I am one of the dumb ones.
— Lipman Bers
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
— Maureen Lipman
A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove.
— Mike Cameron
Elinor Lipman tweets like a nightingale with an eagle eye.
— Cathleen Schine
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
— Maureen Lipman