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Lipman Quotes & Sayings

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Elinor Lipman is to tweets what Shakespeare is to sonnets. — Firoozeh Dumas

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view. — Maureen Lipman

Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither. — Maureen Lipman

I was nearly fired from my second job, which was writing press releases for Boston's public television station. — Elinor Lipman

There is no happiness without hard work — Joanne Lipman And Melanie Kupchynsky

...the state should support art,construed not as amusement but as one of the chief carriers of civilization. — Samuel Lipman

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation. — Maureen Lipman

I wear a pedometer, aiming for five miles a day - don't be too impressed; that includes walking around my house and food shopping. — Elinor Lipman

Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes. — Lipman Bers

I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I. — Maureen Lipman

A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon. — Maureen Lipman

Regardless of whether or not you belong to a majority religion, in the United States you may not impose your theology on civil law. — Lori Lipman Brown

I consider myself the head coach whose job is to keep this winning team intact. I keep everybody focused and motivated. — Monte Lipman

Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth. — Maureen Lipman

My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes. — Maureen Lipman

Being known is really fun, extremely strange, and not very important. This — Mindy Kaling

My narrators tend to be women with low self-esteem, so I can send them to charm school. — Elinor Lipman

Books and people are alike in one respect: they're both full of thoughts. — Matthew Lipman

What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations. — Maureen Lipman

I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts. — Elinor Lipman

No nation is wise enough to rule another. — Helen Keller

I need to start over. I can't just stay stuck in this place. This is a wonderful skill to bring to your life. — Sharon Salzberg

There are two kind of mathematicians, smart ones, and dumb ones. I am one of the dumb ones. — Lipman Bers

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went. — Maureen Lipman

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do. — Maureen Lipman

A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove. — Mike Cameron

Elinor Lipman tweets like a nightingale with an eagle eye. — Cathleen Schine

I think a big problem with art school is that it makes people feel like they have to be interested in everything that's of high quality. — John Currin

Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge. — Maureen Lipman