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If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)
— Andrew Sturm
Knowledge is a rare thing you gain by giving it away. — Ivan Sutherland
It's hard luck always having to be a judge.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
When you have to made a decision, there's no return, keep this in your mind.
— Al-Hanouf Halawi
All lines are gray in the dark.
— Nenia Campbell
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
Where do you run when there is no escape? Where do you turn when the enemy within is as dangerous as the enemy unknown?
— G.S. Jennsen
There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.
— Santosh Kalwar
Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!
— Albert Einstein
Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before.
— Michael Pollan
Liberty is obedience to the law which one has laid down for oneself
— Jean-Jacques Rousseau
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.
— Mervyn Peake
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
It's important to keep in mind that most people have no idea how to respond effectively to someone who self-harms.
— Kim L. Gratz
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
He'd chosen his weapon well: only the truth, untempered by kindness.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.
— Santosh Kalwar
I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.
— Patti LaBelle
There is a very long list of parties in this year's election, some of the parties I have never heard of.
— Thabo Mbeki
Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life.
— Chloe Maxwell
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.
— MaryJanice Davidson
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Our can'ts were born to happen our mosts have died in more
— E. E. Cummings
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman