Life Humour Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Life Humour
Life Humour Quotes & Sayings
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-I'm a girl, I'm his friend and I'm attractive too, so don't just ignore me like I was a pile of squid guts! She felt like saying back to them.
— Andrew James Pritchard
Darling, whose book is this to be?""Ostensibly yours, my sweet"
"I see
rather like my life since I met you?"
"Yes darling — John Wyndham
The main causes for divorceare marriages. — A.J. Beirens
Tony smothered the life that me and Ma had built, a furry mould growing over a sweating slab of cheese.
— Kerry Hudson
The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work.
— Benny Bellamacina
Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.
— Carl Hiaasen
I'm pretty irreverent. There is a lot of need to find humour in life. Although I'd never be as disrespectful to laugh at someone's expense.
— Michael Bolton
Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.
— Benny Bellamacina
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
— Benny Bellamacina
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.""Don't vote. It just encourages them ... — Billy Connolly
You can't spell American without "I can.
— A.D. Aliwat
Never try to swim through a sharp rock.Go around! Go around! — Peter James West
Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.
— Richard Stephens
Never say no to now
— Benny Bellamacina
Failure is something you experience on your way to success - unless you're a skydiver.
— Peter James West
Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place.
— Benny Bellamacina
Question everything, unless it's the answer
— Benny Bellamacina
If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way
— Benny Bellamacina
Don't just live your life, set it on fire!
— Ginger Sullivan
Uh-uh, I would rather got hrough the front door and tackle the giants than have to life-saving-suck-kiss you for five minutes.
— Chanda Hahn
It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed
— Benny Bellamacina
Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long
— Benny Bellamacina
Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive
— Benny Bellamacina
I've just found out I'm allergic to nut-cases
— Benny Bellamacina
When you're going out of your mind always leave the door open!
— Benny Bellamacina
I like it subdued and tepid, with far to much milk
— Andi James Chamberlain
You don't need a big pen to write a tall story
— Benny Bellamacina
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
— Stephen Hawking
Never worry if you're excluded from the circle, sometimes it's full of squares.
— Benny Bellamacina
Old age is not just for grown up's
— Benny Bellamacina
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
— Robert A. Heinlein
My father had a good sense of humour about a lot of things, including life, which I think I inherited.
— Brian Dennehy
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less
— Benny Bellamacina
Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.
— Orson Scott Card
Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.
— Benny Bellamacina
If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
— Benny Bellamacina
We couldn't bring the sheep back to life, so there was nothing for it but to eat the evidence.
— Karen Maitland
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Humour is - how do I say this without sounding pompous - it's a huge part of my life.
— Martin Freeman
Short cuts make long delays.
— J.R.R. Tolkien
Life is a sexual transmission disease
— Anonymous
PEOPLE always REMEMBER to FORGET ME.
— Shaikh Mustafa
Shit happens. You can either stand their and complain about the smell or you can wipe your shoe and keep walking.
— Tommy Cotton
If you don't remove your hands immediately, I will render you unable to biologically maintain life.
— Kaede Kouchi
Life is a sentence without any fullstops.
— Danish Sayanee
If you forget who you've become remember who you are
— Benny Bellamacina
Not sweet like fruits, the heart of a maiden is a little sour.
— Bunjuro Nakayama
Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours
— Benny Bellamacina
I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!
— Greg Curtis
Walk tall but don't bang your head on low hanging branches.
— Peter James West
Political life is best treated with antibiotics.
— Colin Tegerdine
Without desire, one is a walking cadaver.
— Karldon Okruta
Life summed up with a marketing slogan: Limited Edition!
— Kevin Focke
Life is a Game; More you play, More you learns
— Harishankar Kaushik Hsk
Sometimes God dillies and dallies,' Steve said, 'and sometimes he just points at you and tells you to hang up your jock.
— Stephen King
Stone me, what a life!
— Tony Hancock
Once upon a time,there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America
Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen
Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.
— Jon Wakeham
No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do.
— Harishankar Kaushik
Life makes fun of us and we should help it.
— David Brandon
Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there
— Benny Bellamacina
An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off.
— Andi James Chamberlain
There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
— Rufus Wainwright
When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top
— Benny Bellamacina
On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.I kept on walking. — Peter James West
I've found I can always manage to run for my life. I just need to know which direction to run in.
— Jodi Baker
Nothing ever good came from a plan
— J.E. Duah
Life without a pasta machine is like life without music!
— Margo Vader
You only get one life.Too bad you already made a mess of it. — Peter James West
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit
— Benny Bellamacina
If I had followed every urge I ever had, I would have had much more sex and killed a lot more people
— Tommy Cotton
Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier.
— Benny Bellamacina
Follow your dreams but stop if you come to a cliff edge.
— Peter James West
In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick.
— George Carlin
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
Achieve everything and fail at the rest
— Benny Bellamacina
People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.
— Sachin Tendulkar
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
