Life And Lemons Quotes
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Life And Lemons Quotes & Sayings
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When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet.
— Jenny Lawson
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
— Sanjaya Malakar
When life throws you lemons ... grab a bat and swing hard!
— Kimberly McKay
When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own.
— Clara DeLemos
When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
— Magan Vernon
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
— Bill Watterson
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
— Gurbaksh Chahal
I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.
— John Barnes
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
— Anna Lee
When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!
— Suzanne Sweeney
When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.
— Anthony Paull
When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!
— Stuart J. Scesney
When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
— Nefertiti Faraj
If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it.
— Emma O'Connor
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
— Ron White
When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.
— Keydia Marie
When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to.
— Carolyn Brown
When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.
— Anonymous
When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer. — J. Sterling
