Lice Quotes

Collection of top 27 famous quotes about Lice

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Lice Quotes By Dana Gould: The best part of chronic head lice is The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone. — Dana Gould
Lice Quotes By Joshua Ferris: This is really what you want? To live This is really what you want? To live with a poet?" "Yes," she said. "With the hot plate? And the lice? — Joshua Ferris
Lice Quotes By Reynolds Price: Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for. — Reynolds Price
Lice Quotes By David Gerrold: A work of art is an act of A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. — David Gerrold
Lice Quotes By Alex Boyd: When he stumbles in the trench / his When he stumbles in the trench / his hands cut into mud like dough. / Surrounded by puddles, rats, lice." -- The Baker Signed up, 1914 — Alex Boyd
Lice Quotes By Louise Erdrich: White people covered the earth like lice. White people covered the earth like lice. — Louise Erdrich
Lice Quotes By Halldor Laxness: Well, well, it's enough to make the lice Well, well, it's enough to make the lice drop dead from my head! Condescend to enter the house. — Halldor Laxness
Lice Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut Jr.: The Americans' clothes were meanwhile passing through poison The Americans' clothes were meanwhile passing through poison gas. Body lice and bacteria and fleas were dying by the billions. So it goes. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Lice Quotes By Harlan Coben: The Newark train station is about as romantic The Newark train station is about as romantic as a pile of hippo dung with head lice. — Harlan Coben
Lice Quotes By Dana Gould: If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice. — Dana Gould
Lice Quotes By Wayne Turmel: My friends and I were famous, if that's My friends and I were famous, if that's the word, as The Lice. We were small, annoying, and constantly in someone's hair. — Wayne Turmel
Lice Quotes By Bob Dylan: The P'lice Department hounded him, they called him The P'lice Department hounded him, they called him Mr. Smith. They got him on conspiracy, they were never quite sure who with.
Bob Dylan
Lice Quotes By John Green: I did not aspire to become the world's I did not aspire to become the world's only virgin with pubic lice. — John Green
Lice Quotes By Ron Fournier: According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill. — Ron Fournier
Lice Quotes By Mark Stoneking: Lice have been with us and evolving with Lice have been with us and evolving with us for as long as we have existed. — Mark Stoneking
Lice Quotes By Nelson Algren: I couldn't buy the lice off a sick I couldn't buy the lice off a sick cat, the cabbie answered from the very depths of self-deprecation. — Nelson Algren
Lice Quotes By Renata Suerth: Just think of them as your little pets. Just think of them as your little pets. — Renata Suerth
Lice Quotes By Christopher Moore: I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore
Lice Quotes By Billie Joe Armstrong: I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. — Billie Joe Armstrong
Lice Quotes By Bohumil Hrabal: You can't rid yourself of freedom the way You can't rid yourself of freedom the way you'd rid yourself of lice, brother. — Bohumil Hrabal
Lice Quotes By Theophile Gautier: Critical lice are like body lice, which desert Critical lice are like body lice, which desert corpses to seek the living. — Theophile Gautier
Lice Quotes By David Berkowitz: It's hard to get lice out of your It's hard to get lice out of your head, and there's no easy cure for shaking off campaign-based thinking, either. — David Berkowitz
Lice Quotes By Kelly Link: There are stories about winter ghosts found tangles There are stories about winter ghosts found tangles like lice in their lovers' hair. — Kelly Link