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The human mind was a deep and abiding mystery and the Librarian was glad he didn't have one anymore. — Terry Pratchett

All knowledge is valuable to a librarian. — Beverly Cleary

Being a writer in a library is rather like being a eunuch in a harem. — John Braine

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate. — Hal Sparks

There is no higher life form than a librarian. — Terry Pratchett

Why ride a cowboy when you can ride a librarian? — Alice Clayton

He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon. — Joss Whedon

If you want to be a reference librarian, you must learn to overcome not only your shyness but also the shyness of others! — S.R. Ranganathan

Fine," Grandpa said. "You fetch your evil Librarian mother from the jail. I'll go warm up the giant penguin! — Brandon Sanderson

In tough times, a librarian is a terrible thing to waste. — Marilyn Johnson

We cannot have good libraries until we first have good librarians-properly educated, profesionally recognized and fairly rewarded. — Herbert S. White

You get all sorts of people in the library, and the librarian gets it all ... — Terry Pratchett

Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom. No libraries, no progress. — Willard Scott

Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one. — Neil Gaiman

Trivia monologue. You are so the man for me. — Molly Harper

She's right, of course. My mother usually is. She's a librarian. — Heather Vogel Frederick

At heart I am a librarian, a bird-watcher, a transcendentalist, a gardener, a spinster, a monk. — Juliana Hatfield

Mom worked as a school librarian, and she felt summers were for education. — Patricia A. Woertz

The Alexandrian man, who is basically a librarian and copy editor and goes miserably blind from the dust of books and printing errors. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Perhaps the two most valuable and satisfactory products of American civilization are the librarian on the one hand and the cocktail in the other. — Louis Stanley

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian. — Paulina Porizkova

Maybe his big build isn't a linebacker's after all; maybe it's a librarian's. — Robin Sloan

Mr. Powell raised an eyebrow. 'I'm a librarian,' he said. 'I always know what I'm talking about. — Gary D. Schmidt

The problem of the librarian is that books are multi-dimensional in their subject matter but must be ordered on one-dimensional shelves. — Neal Stephenson

The closest thing we have to a "crap detector" is a qualified librarian. — Jim Trelease

She loved the library and was anxious to worship the lady in charge. But the librarian had other things on her mind. She hated children anyhow. — Betty Smith

Madam Pince, our librarian, tells me that it is 'pawed about, dribbled on, and generally maltreated' nearly everyday - a high compliment for any book. — J.K. Rowling

Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for. — Ben Katchor

The mind's cross indexing puts the best librarian to shame. — Sharon Begley

What I try to do - and I think this is the former librarian in me - is to get primary source material. — Theresa Breslin

So you're a librarian."
His eyes shifted back and forth.
"I prefer loremaster. — Brandon Mull

This should be a librarian's job, of course, but you can't trust people who read that much. — Anthony Marra

I am a woman of theatre, I'm a librarian of theatre and I love all different kinds of music and all different kinds of expressions. — Lady Gaga

One can never had too many librarian friends. — Jennifer Chiaverini

If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell. — Beverly Cleary

A librarian can't live by books alone, and I wouldn't eat them if I could. Feel too much like cannibalism. — Mike Mullin

Libraries are the ultimate restaurants for brain food. I sleep better knowing there are libraries. I would take a bullet for a librarian. — Simon Van Booy

I was a librarian. — Beverly Cleary

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide? — Terry Pratchett

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. — Bauvard

Librarian: taking the E.T. out of Libertarian. — Jud Barry

The Librarian has spoken, sally! We Dare Not Disobey! — James Turner

An evil librarian is taking over the school. He appears to be making my best friend his special evil library monitor. — Michelle Knudsen

Teachers are to inspire; librarians are to fulfill. — Ray Bradbury

Break the spine of one of my books and I break yours. — Mia James

Infielder Craig Counsell played parts of sixteen years in the major leagues despite looking like a librarian, — Tim Kurkjian

Never argue with a librarian; they know too much. — Carole Nelson Douglas

You needn't trouble yourself. He's only a librarian. — Laini Taylor

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge. — Terry Pratchett

One of the secret masters of
the world: a librarian. They
control information. Don't ever p**s one off. — Spider Robinson

She was the sexy librarian unpinning her hair and taking off her glasses for him. — Lauren Blakely

Any librarian or scholar will tell you: Close is not the same as accurate. — Libba Bray

In addition to being a writer, I'm a librarian - professionally trained and everything. — Theresa Breslin

From The World's Strongest Librarian who quotes Tom Clancy: The only way to do all the things you'd like to is to read. — Josh Hanagarne

Ingrid dresses more like a librarian than any librarian in the history of libraries. — Melissa De La Cruz

I thought I'd be a librarian until I met some crazy ones. — Edward Gorey

She was no longer a shy Second Assistant Librarian. She was the Abhorsen-in-Waiting. — Garth Nix

I have a brother younger than me. My mother was a librarian, so from her, I got the taste to read. — Shimon Peres

I step straight toward the female librarian. She looks soft, as if she's been raised in a box and purely milk-fed, like veal. — Joshilyn Jackson

I was so used to pretending to be something I wasn't, it shocked me to be seen for what I was. — Kim Van Alkemade

conversing, in low tones, with the asylum librarian, an alumna — Sylvia Plath

Every Librarian is a highly trained agent. An expert in intelligence, counterintelligence, Boolean searching, and hand-to-hand combat. — Mac Barnett

Just because I'm a librarian doesn't mean I'm at all tame. — James Turner

The librarian, the warrior, the free spirit ... archetypes are a great jumping off point to help clarify where we want to go with a character. — Kristan Higgins

Like any librarian in Reality, this daemon can move around without audible footfalls. — Neal Stephenson

Lady Queen," he said, "You've given me all I want. You're the queen a librarian dreams of. — Kristin Cashore

It would be a librarian. — Joe Hill

An old librarian once said to me, whatever we deal with, coming here is always a visual reward. — Josh Hanagarne

As a librarian for 18 years at the Merck branch of the Trenton Public Library, I was sorely tested by the slow-witted and obtuse among the citizenry — Joyce Carol Oates

These were wise, modern children, and they knew: a mother could be a witch, a child could be a criminal. A librarian could be a thief. — Rebecca Makkai

To all librarians everywhere, God bless you. — David Morrell

This is why it's perilous to ignore a librarian. — Jeffe Kennedy

Do I have to talk to insane people?"
"You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory. — Jasper Fforde

The not-so-bookish librarian was half angel, half she-devil, so sayeth the rumor mill. — Ellen Hopkins

I'm a born librarian with a sex drive — David Bowie

I never heard of a pretty librarian in my life, Paula declared. — Pamela Morsi

Ravna became a librarian. "The ultimate dilettante!" Lynne had teased. — Vernor Vinge

On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother. — Cassandra Page

Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind. — Richard Powers

I'm just the librarian. I can only give you the books. I can't give you the answers. — Kami Garcia

If she can't spell, she shouldn't be a librarian. — Beverly Cleary

Google can bring you 100,000 answers but a librarian can bring you the right one.
~An Elegy for the Library
by Mahesh Rao — Mahesh Rao

Eratosthenes, the mapmaker who was the first man to accurately measure the size of the Earth, was a librarian. — Ken Jennings

I'm a librarian, not an oracle. — Libba Bray

Not me, of course, as I am now officially a spinster librarian and must stay home with my cat and drink tea. — Eleanor Brown

Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children. — Spider Robinson

The time is when a library is a school, and the librarian is the highest sense a teacher. - Melvil Dewey, 1876 — John Palfrey

The love of books, of reading. There is nothing a librarian likes better than sharing her love of words with a child. — Kristin Hannah

Now ... get Thoth a raspberry chocolate latte with the cream and chocolate sprinkles! Thoth commands, librarian! Obey! Sprinkles! THOTH HAS SPOKEN! — James Turner

Ah. Morrigan, a voice said behind me. I jumped and spun around. Jesus. She must have been wearing super-quiet librarian shoes. — Eileen Cook

He would think God was a dyke librarian, and he would know the fear of her. — Joe Hill

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. — Dorothy Gambrell

I love librarians. They always make me feel like the world's gonna be AOK. — Danah Boyd

I live between fantasy and reality at all times. In that way, I'm a librarian. — Lady Gaga

Darius blinked. "You're an accountant?" She looked more like a supermodel librarian. Not that he could tell her that. — Laura Oliva

I am proud of what I am. I am - a librarian. — Rachel Weisz

Lirael left in a daze of happiness. She had survived the ordeal. She had been accepted. She was going to be a librarian! — Garth Nix

If book knowledge made great investors, than the librarians would all be rich. — Warren Buffett

It's a mistake to lie to a librarian, you know. Some people assume we're shy and gullible, but we know how to dig up the dirt. — Virginia Lowell

Pulverized by literature,' thought Miss Laburnum. 'The ideal way for a librarian to die. — Margaret Mahy