Lettuce Quotes: top 51 famous quotes about Lettuce

Lettuce Quotes & Sayings

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What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein

I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce. — A. J. Jacobs

When a draco has eaten much fruit, it seeks the juice of the bitter lettuce; it has been seen to do this. — Aristotle.

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Tomato and lettuce-especially lettuce-is an abomination. — Mimi Sheraton

You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Tacos."
"Tacos?" I echoed.
This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese."
"I know what a taco is! — Becca Fitzpatrick

I don't care if my lettuce has DDT on it, just as long as it's crisp. — Jorma Kaukonen

I know the price of lettuce. You need to understand price and value. You buy the best lettuce you can at the best price you can. — Alice Walton

Throwing blondes at Locke Lamora was not unlike throwing lettuce at sharks. — Scott Lynch

He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce. — Fintan O'Toole

Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake. — Gregg Krech

Might I make free with your lettuce, my lady? — Cassandra Clare

Vegetarianism
You are what you eat, and who wants to be a lettuce? — Pete Burns

Remember that lettuce doesn't grow on a spruce; and it also doesn't rhyme with it. — Jakub Marian

and she saw a bed of lamb's lettuce, or rapunzel. — Philip Pullman

My heart is broken
It is full of lettuce and celery
~ from "GACELA OF YOUNG LOVE SINGING",
SINGERS AND WINNERS by Lyndon Walker. — Lyndon James Walker

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats. — Herbert V. Prochnow

Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl ... it even makes the milk taste like tacos! — Harry Styles

For a quick, healthy meal that's also fun for kids, I serve fish tacos: soft tortillas, lettuce, tomatoes, black beans and brown rice. — Kim Raver

Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce. — Terry Pratchett

Some people write string quartets, some grow lettuce and tomatoes. There have to be a few who build railroad stations, — Haruki Murakami

I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad! — F Scott Fitzgerald

Lettuce is the Devil. — Travis Erwin

Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day! — Tom Althouse

Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it. — Charles Dudley Warner

You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken. — Paula Deen

I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in. — Louie Anderson

I love to eat lettuce for breakfast, they call me bunny. — Ryan Bracha

READY TO SLEEP
Don't be afraid
The great lettuce of the world
Is all around us. — Robert Bly

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. — Erma Bombeck

Leafy greens such as romaine lettuce, kale, collards, Swiss chard, and spinach are the most nutrient-dense of all foods. — Joel Fuhrman

The fight is never about grapes or lettuce. It is always about people. — Cesar Chavez

How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you're going on
a retreat and eating only lettuce? — Maisey Yates

Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving. — Alton Brown

After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I almost lost my life. — Richard Simmons

You should eat more than that. It must take a lot of lettuce and carrots to keep up any kind of normal body weight. — Thea Harrison

Lettuce is too Flat — Mary Rayner

She'd rinsed and dried the romaine lettuce with paper towels. — Anne Rice

Theodora glared at me, but Mrs. Murphy Sallis gave me a brief smile and offered me her hand, which was as smooth and soft as old lettuce. — Lemony Snicket

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny — Dashiell Hammett

If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce. — Douglas Wilson

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. — Rita Rudner

It's pronounced 'Romaine', like the lettuce. — Rebecca Romijn

I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce! — Lemony Snicket

Let there be another lettuce! — Terry Pratchett

A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness. — Allen Ginsberg

It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'. — Beatrix Potter

When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade. — B. Fox

Muddy Waters he play in the river Joan Rivers she play in the mud Swami guru play in a big salad bowl Counting lettuce and chewing his cud — Tom Robbins

I made myself a Muenster-cheese sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayo, and went up to my room. Ingredients are important. — A.M. Homes