Leo C Rosten Quotes

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Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Hope is ambiguous, but fear is precious. Hope is ambiguous, but fear is precious. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Happiness comes only when we push our brains Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Why did God give me two ears and Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Every writer is a narcissist. This does not Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain; it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Satire is focused bitterness. Satire is focused bitterness. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Courage is the capacity to confront what can Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Some things are so unexpected that no one Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: If at first you don't succeed, before you If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Her cooking suggested she had attended the Cordon Her cooking suggested she had attended the Cordon Noir. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: If you're going to do something wrong, at If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: When in trouble, mumble. When in trouble, mumble. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Douglas Wissing: To imitate a lunkhead without malice or derision To imitate a lunkhead without malice or derision is quite a feat - and Red Skelton brings it off everytime. - Humorist Leo Rosten — Douglas Wissing
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: For some not to be martyrs is martyrdom For some not to be martyrs is martyrdom indeed. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: A Jew, crossing the street, bumped into an A Jew, crossing the street, bumped into an anti-Semite. "Swine!" bellowed the paskudnyak. "Goldberg," said the Jew, bowing. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Words must surely be counted among the most Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Where there is too much, something is missing. Where there is too much, something is missing. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. — Leo Rosten
Leo C Rosten Quotes By Leo Rosten: I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe. — Leo Rosten