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Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain,

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I cried when I turned 34 for no

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Just be your authentic self because there's nothing

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Neil Leifer: Sometimes the simplest pictures are the hardest to

Sometimes the simplest pictures are the hardest to get. — Neil Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Neil Leifer: You have to be ready for luck.

You have to be ready for luck. — Neil Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My father was the king of the joke-tellers.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: All my other relationships with men, there was

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff. — Carol Leifer

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I'm wearing a new perfume that I should

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Honestly, so much of my book is about

Honestly, so much of my book is about the best things in my life have happened since I'm 40. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My father was a huge influence on me.

My father was a huge influence on me. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: When you lie about your age, the terrorists

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Long Island - if you're from out of

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: There were very few women comics when I

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My stand-up act is very clean.

My stand-up act is very clean. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Chris Rock: Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: As a writer, the worst thing you can

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I feel I've always got to keep my

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I never thought I was going to have

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier.

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Sex when you're married is like going to

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I recently became vegan because I felt that

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My father was the kind of guy who'd

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.' — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: There are so many opportunities that I could've

There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk. — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye! — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: If you thought you didn't like some people

If you thought you didn't like some people on land ... — Carol Leifer

Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: The only thing I said to my parents

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it! — Carol Leifer