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Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Anupama Chopra: when a minister is asked why the government

when a minister is asked why the government has been unable to stop terrorists for 13 years, the minister replies: 'beginner's luck'. — Anupama Chopra

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Brene Brown: What we know matters but who we are

What we know matters but who we are matters more. — Brene Brown

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Peter Gleick: Water is a means to an end, not

Water is a means to an end, not an end in itself. — Peter Gleick

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: He who cannot love must learn to flatter.

He who cannot love must learn to flatter. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Walker Evans: I wanted so much to write that I

I wanted so much to write that I couldn't write a word. — Walker Evans

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Marlo Thomas: There's no doubt about it ... I was

There's no doubt about it ... I was born a feminist. — Marlo Thomas

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By David Mamet: Well, there are those who would say it's

Well, there are those who would say it's a form of aggression."
"What is?"
"A surprise. — David Mamet

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Joshua Bell: The one thing in my contract that they

The one thing in my contract that they have backstage for me is bananas. And usually my assistant will go and get me chicken broth. — Joshua Bell

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Jesus was either a Liar, a Lunatic, or

Jesus was either a Liar, a Lunatic, or Lord — C.S. Lewis

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Gene Hackman: Don't piss in my ear and tell me

Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining. — Gene Hackman

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Franz Kafka: Alone -- do you know what that means?

Alone -- do you know what that means? — Franz Kafka

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Captain Beefheart: I don't even know what sound is, much

I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any. — Captain Beefheart

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes By Edgar Allan Poe: Life is for the strong, to be lived

Life is for the strong, to be lived by the strong and if need be, taken by the strong. The weak were put on earth to give the strong pleasure. — Edgar Allan Poe