Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes

Happy 50th Birthday Funny Quotes & Sayings

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when a minister is asked why the government has been unable to stop terrorists for 13 years, the minister replies: 'beginner's luck'. — Anupama Chopra

What we know matters but who we are matters more. — Brene Brown

Water is a means to an end, not an end in itself. — Peter Gleick

He who cannot love must learn to flatter. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I wanted so much to write that I couldn't write a word. — Walker Evans

There's no doubt about it ... I was born a feminist. — Marlo Thomas

Well, there are those who would say it's a form of aggression."
"What is?"
"A surprise. — David Mamet

The one thing in my contract that they have backstage for me is bananas. And usually my assistant will go and get me chicken broth. — Joshua Bell

Jesus was either a Liar, a Lunatic, or Lord — C.S. Lewis

Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining. — Gene Hackman

Alone -- do you know what that means? — Franz Kafka

I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any. — Captain Beefheart

Life is for the strong, to be lived by the strong and if need be, taken by the strong. The weak were put on earth to give the strong pleasure. — Edgar Allan Poe