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Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Nothing succeeds like address. Nothing succeeds like address. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Scientists - the crowd that for dash and Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: You can be nasty when you are young, You can be nasty when you are young, but you really have to be older to achieve bitterness. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: What I can't be is monogamous. That tends What I can't be is monogamous. That tends to upset people. I just don't like domestic life. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: As a teenager you are at the last As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Civilised adults do not take apple juice with Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: There is nothing more mine than my writing, There is nothing more mine than my writing, nothing I'm more proprietary about. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I write a sentence a thousand times, changing I write a sentence a thousand times, changing it all the time to look at it in different ways. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: American women think that clothes fit them if American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Magazines all too frequently lead to books and Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I always liked people who are older. Of I always liked people who are older. Of course, every year it gets harder to find them. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I figure you have the same chance of I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Violet will be a good color for hair Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Sleep is death without the responsibility. Sleep is death without the responsibility. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Life is something that happens when you can't Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: There's too much democracy in the culture, not There's too much democracy in the culture, not enough in the society. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: The thing you love right away, don't do The thing you love right away, don't do it, because that's the very thing that's going to be your addiction for the rest of your life. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: In fact, we live in a culture where In fact, we live in a culture where intelligence, exceptional or not, is reviled. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly Remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: To me the outdoors is what you must To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Donald Trump is not my fault. You can Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: The main symptom of falling in love is The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: It's very important who the president of the It's very important who the president of the United States is. America is a great idea, so that's why it's a great country. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: When you leave New York, you are astonished When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: The second I learned to read in first The second I learned to read in first grade, when I was 5, I preferred it to life. And I still do. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: If you can stay in love for more If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Generally speaking, it is inhumane to detain a Generally speaking, it is inhumane to detain a fleeting insight. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I love sleep because it is both pleasant I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Children are much less annoying [than adults] and Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: You should make it hard on yourself to You should make it hard on yourself to write so you're easier to read. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: If people don't want to listen to you, If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater? — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Instead of writing it wrong six times and Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I hate money. It is boring and it I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Communists all seem to wear small caps, a Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I walk a lot in New York, not I walk a lot in New York, not for the exercise but to get from place to place, and because it's the way of having the least contact with human beings. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I've always been old at heart. I've always been old at heart. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: If thine enemy offend thee, give his child If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: The good thing about being in someone else's The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I never wanted to have any extra money, I never wanted to have any extra money, if it meant having to have any extra work. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Never allow your child to call you by Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: If you feel the urge to write, just If you feel the urge to write, just lie down and read a book: it will pass. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Food is an important part of a balanced Food is an important part of a balanced diet. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I'm sure that being sober all these years I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: No animal should ever jump up on the No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Rome is a very loony city in every Rome is a very loony city in every respect. One needs but spend an hour or two there to realize that Fellini makes documentaries. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: No one I knew talked about money. It's No one I knew talked about money. It's not an area of interest. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: When I saw a phone on a plane When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: There is one thing that has disappeared, not There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: If you read a lot, nothing is as If you read a lot, nothing is as great as you've imagined. Venice is - Venice is better. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Edward Medina: If Fran Lebowitz and Ian Fleming had blessed If Fran Lebowitz and Ian Fleming had blessed the world with a love child it would have been author J. Fields Jr. — Edward Medina
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: If there had been a job of being If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Any child who cannot do long division by Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: In real life, I assure you, there is In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Bread that must be sliced with an axe Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Being a woman is of special interest only Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Once you go outside your natural audience, there Once you go outside your natural audience, there are tons of people that don't like you. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: To lose yourself in a book is the To lose yourself in a book is the desire of the bookworm. I mean to be taken. That is my desire. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer. — Fran Lebowitz
Lebowitz Fran Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: All God's children are not beautiful. Most of All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. — Fran Lebowitz