Laundry Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Laundry
Laundry Quotes & Sayings
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It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.
— Adam Levine
I don't know how, but the dormitory smells like sleep - like laundry and shoes and night sweats and morning coffee.
— Veronica Roth
abs you could do laundry on, the
— William Gibson
As weird as it may seem, I enjoy doing laundry and watering my plants, very normal things like that.
— Kimberly Schlapman
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
— Elayne Boosler
Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing.
— Leopold Fechtner
So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.
— Charles James
Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.
— Rachel Caine
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.
— Burt Reynolds
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.
— Jenny Holzer
I bet I could've done a week's worth of laundry on his stomach. Probably would be a heck of a lot more fun way to wash clothes.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.
— Richelle Mead
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
— Elayne Boosler
out for the laundry. 'When
— Pam Weaver
But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place.
— Charles Stross
Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.
— Laura Schlessinger
Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.
— Rafael Nadal
At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry
— Meredith Schorr
There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do.
— Bruce Feiler
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
— Milton Berle
Just be careful of the what-ifs, she warns. They'll tumble in your head like laundry that won't dry.
— Rodney Ross
I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.
— Richard Kadrey
We got married: society's solution to loneliness, lust and laundry.
— Luke Rhinehart
I pull up the covers, and smell the sunshine.
— Constance Anderson
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
— Denis Leary
I use Cheer. I like the idea of a happy wash.
— Robert Fulghum
A statue in the center of a town: sometimes is a god, and other times, it is something upon which to hang laundry.
— Jesse Ball
The cultural work done in the past by gods and epic sagas is now done by laundry-detergent commercials and comic-strip character
— Roland Barthes
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
— Milton Berle
Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.
— Mason Cooley
Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.
— Nelson Shanks
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.
— Joseph Smith Jr.
Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
— Karl Lehenbauer
I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing.
— Cyndi Lauper
Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer.
— Ashley Newell
Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked beans.
— Marshall Thornton
Hear "You are boring" as distant white laundry flapping in the breeze. Eventually
— Natalie Goldberg
He was hanging from one of the rafters in a laundry up near Frau Diller's. Another human pendulum. Another clock, stopped.
— Markus Zusak
I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry.
— Rick Majerus
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks - saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!
— Patricia Heaton
Only the laundry knew how scared I was.
— Laura Hillenbrand
[On being a judge for the 1986 Booker Prize:] I got to the point where I couldn't read a laundry list without considering it for the Booker Prize.
— Bernice Rubens
No, I really do like the way babies smell. It's like laundry fresh out of the dryer." "Only the dryer is a vagina.
— Daisy Prescott
I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.
— Phyllis Diller
Apparel, n.: There are times I don't mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you.
— David Levithan
I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.
— Jenna Fischer
When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.
— Mitt Romney
Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music.
— Gioachino Rossini
It's like having one red sock in a load of white laundry. One red sock, and nothing is ever white again.
— Jonathan Franzen
I know how to separate my own laundry.
— Amy Ryan
The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.
— Benjamin Graham
The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry.
— Kathleen Norris
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
— E.B. White
I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife - the cooking, the laundry - because it takes away time I could be with my kids.
— Marcia Gay Harden
After enlightenment, the laundry.
— Gautama Buddha
I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.
— Wallace Shawn
It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect.
— Carolyn Lee Adams
I hang my laundry on the line when I write.
— Joni Mitchell
stepping out of the airport into coastal Colombia is like getting bludgeoned with a sack of wet laundry.
— Brian Kevin
I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.
— Keri Russell
I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.
— John Avery
I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt.
— Isabelle Ronin
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
— Jerry Seinfeld
