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Once more the liberal year laughs out O'er richer stores than gems or gold: Once more with harvest song and shout Is nature's boldest triumph told.
— John Greenleaf Whittier
Somebody cracks a joke, a whole row laughs, one witticism sets off another, and, like matches, they flare up and burn down.
— Joseph Roth
The man that loves and laughs must sure do well.
— Alexander Pope
The woman I love burns with jealousy, leaps to conclusions, cries, and turns to ice ... but when she laughs ... the world is mine.
— Rumiko Takahashi
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.
— Nora Dunn
I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.
— Thom Yorke
She laughs frequently and wildly and with a sort of precocious, tragic abandon.
— Tennessee Williams
Popularity is like a girl in class that you can't ignore. She give you eyes when no one looks then turns to her friends and laughs some more.
— Brian Joyce
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Laugh-and-the-whole-world-laughs-with-you type of thing.
— Stephen King
She laughs a little and admits to him, "I've never eaten in the bathtub before." He smiles. "Feels fun and a little scandalous, huh?
— Sheri Fink
Always amusing, that moment when realization finally kicked in. Sometimes, I wished I could've recorded the shit to play over and over for laughs.
— Keri Lake
...every time a unicorn laughs, an angel has tender sexual intercourse on her wedding night. And nine months later, a rainbow is born!
— Frank Lesser
Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.
— Kahlil Gibran
I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice.
— Gallagher
My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world and the boy who never laughs.
— Rainbow Rowell
Laugh and the world laughs with you (unless you're at a funeral), cry and you cry alone.
— Dave Courtney
How do I look at her?"
Mason laughs. "Like you're a starving dog and she's wearing a skirt made of meat. — Cheryl McIntyre
Mason laughs. "Like you're a starving dog and she's wearing a skirt made of meat. — Cheryl McIntyre
If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has; they serve him better than any others, and receive no wages.
— Charles Caleb Colton
But Master is happy. I have seen him. He laughs and smiles. These reactions are rare ... very rare for him.
— E.L. James
It's easy to impress me. I don't need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I'm happy. I'm satisfied. I'm content.
— Maria Sharapova
She laughs, and her laughter is rich and full, deeper and bolder than her speaking voice. I want to wrap myself in her laugh and wear it as a scarf.
— Dalya Moon
Make yer laughs where ye can, little one, because yer tears'll chase ye and catch ye where they will.
— R.A. Salvatore
Dirt and then laughs. Somehow, it makes me
— Vi Keeland
As for movies, what's great about comedy is that if your movie gets laughs and makes money, you have freedom.
— Adam McKay
Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
If you're a movie star, the studios don't want you to act. They just want you to show up and look good and chase girls and have a lot of laughs.
— William Friedkin
You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.
— Aziz Ansari
She suffers and she laughs.
— Mother Teresa
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Fart and you're on your own. — Peter James West
Fart and you're on your own. — Peter James West
The world laughs at things it would really prefer to admire, and like Aesop's fox it criticizes things it covets.
— Giacomo Leopardi
Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.
— Joni Mitchell
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.
— Lauren Gardner
Friendship develops over tears, times, laughs and lunch.
— Toni Sorenson
To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*
— Thom Yorke
Colors are the smiles of Nature. When they are extremely smiling, and break forth into other beauty besides, they are her laughs.
— Leigh Hunt
T is useless for you to build walls and dormitories and chapels and churches. Death looks through the window and laughs..
— Hermann Hesse
'Affinity' is beautiful and intense, with no laughs. It's a rather delicate and emotional love story, with a spooky element.
— Andrew Davies
I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.
— Robbie Williams
You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself for jumping.
— Alan Watts
All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.
— Agatha Christie
what is is, as Grandma Win used to say, and what can't be cured must be endured, and laugh and the world laughs with you but cry and you cry alone.
— Margaret Atwood
One fan asked me to sign their sock -laughs- that was crazy. They just took off their shoe and handed me their sock and asked if I'd sign it.
— Miranda Cosgrove
Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.
— Bill Hicks
I shake his hand, and feel the jolt of electricity again from him. He laughs and raises his hand to show me the joy-buzzer in his palm.
— Andrew Shaffer
I just love having little vocal snippets like laughs and coughs, not necessarily stuff that has huge significance, just little human qualities.
— Ryan Hemsworth
She laughs outright. And I love the sound. Makes me think of tickling her. In bed. While she's naked. Lying on top of me.
— M. Leighton
I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.
— Jackie Mason
Please is frail like a dewdrop, while it laughs it dies. But sorrow is strong and abiding. Let sorrowful love wake in your eyes.
— Rabindranath Tagore
Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well and somebody laughs at it.
— Charles M. Schulz
It's 1940 and no one laughs at the Hitler Youth now.
— Anthony Doerr
Harsh, bitter laughs exploded from her like shrapnel, and she didn't care who was cut in the process.
— Katherine McIntyre
He laughs and stares up at the ceiling, as though a higher power changed his life path. Maybe fate, luck - or him. His choice. He took the risk.
— Krista Ritchie
On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the more He laughs at us.
— Robertson Davies
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
— Anthony Burgess
Life laughs at predictions and introduces words where we imagined silences, and sudden returns when we thought we would never see each other again.
— Jose Saramago
And God 'sits in the heavens and laughs' at the proud who pretend to be more than they are.
— Gabriel Fackre
Well, shoes, bags and clutches are usually my big weaknesses - my husband always laughs when I call them 'investment pieces.'
— Emily Giffin
She laughs again. It's such a delightful and proper sound that I sit up straighter. I should have a cup of tea in my hand to go with that laugh.
— Natalie C. Parker
A man of knowledge chooses a path with a heart and follows it and then he looks and rejoices and laughs and then he sees and knows.
— Carlos Castaneda
Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.
— Michael Chabon
It's gonna hurt, I warn.
He laughs as though he knows pain and to him, this isn't pain. — Colleen Hoover
He laughs as though he knows pain and to him, this isn't pain. — Colleen Hoover
He laughs again and I want to eat his laughter, be nourished by it, feel it in my blood.
— Lene Fogelberg
Scarlett: You should die of shame to leave me here alone and helpless. Rhett: You helpless? (laughs) Heaven help the Yankees if they capture you.
— Vivien Leigh
She laughs and it's my favorite song in the world.
— A Meredith Walters
The rosary in the hand, repentance on the lips, and the heart full of sinful longings-sin itself laughs at our repentance!
— Saib Tabrizi
Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you.
— Dale Carnegie
Can we just please stop killing shit tonight by flying into it?" I shout, and Sergeant Fallon laughs as she walks off.
— Marko Kloos
Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and will remember you for it.
— Gary L. Graybill
Faith, mighty faith, the promise sees, And looks to God alone; Laughs at impossibilities, And cries it shall be done.
— Charles Wesley
When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.
— James M. Barrie
A page a day means I need to focus on a gag a day, and that's great for laughs but bad for plot, and I'm primarily a plot guy.
— Doug TenNapel
You get in a smart crack, and everyone laughs and kikis because you've found a flaw and exaggerated it, then you've got a good read going.
— Dorian Corey
Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?"
"A snowman? — Ridley Pearson
"A snowman? — Ridley Pearson
It only took one imperfection. One. Then laughs would turn into screams [ ... ]. People would turn into memories and memories into nightmares.
— Mahsa
Do you want to work out with me tonight?' he asks.
I waggle my eyebrows. 'And here I thought we were working out.'
He laughs. 'God, I love you. — Denise Grover Swank
I waggle my eyebrows. 'And here I thought we were working out.'
He laughs. 'God, I love you. — Denise Grover Swank
Laugh and the world laughs with you!
— Grant Morrison
There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.
— Dorothy Dix
Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.
— David Mitchell
Jemmy won't get to go to Disneyland - but he'll have that. A family that laughs - and millions of little lights in the trees.
— Diana Gabaldon
We cry coming into the world, as everyone around us laughs with joy. And we laugh with joy leaving this world, when everyone around us cries.
— Wendy Corsi Staub
Only one day at public school and the bitches already made your locker rain?" she laughs. "Impressive.
— Colleen Hoover
Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
— Hugh Sidey
He who laughs and loves is always rich; he who sulks and hates is always poor!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
There is a proverb in the South that a woman laughs when she can, and weeps when she pleases.
— Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
My love to love is love but to disgrace it,
For I have heard it is a life in death,
That laughs and weeps, and all but with a breath. — William Shakespeare
For I have heard it is a life in death,
That laughs and weeps, and all but with a breath. — William Shakespeare