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Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought ... once you've hired the car ... — Tim Key

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward. — Kurt Vonnegut

I love that you don't carry a purse," I say.
"I love that you don't carry one, either," she says with a laugh. — Colleen Hoover

Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick? — Margaret Atwood

We have gotten so use to humor being something nasty and offensive that we started to believe that was the only way to get a laugh. — John Patrick Hickey

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves. — Jerry Seinfeld

Good try, ya bugging shank. The Gathering elects Runners, and if you think I'm tough, they'd laugh in your face. — James Dashner

Even one person's misunderstanding [of a blue joke] may not be worth the next guy's laugh. — Penn Jillette

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. — Will Rogers

Let me give you a wonderful Zen practice. Wake up in the morning ... look in the mirror, and laugh at yourself. — Bernie Glassman

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane. — Jim Butcher

God probably thinks it's worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us. — Allison Pearson

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair. — Fatty Arbuckle

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself. — Lemony Snicket

Does this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be." Nice. — Erin McCarthy

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? — Max Frisch

Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it. — Lita Burke

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx

Right." A soft, choked laugh. "Kind of ruins the dramatic effect if I'm storming off in the wrong direction, doesn't it? — Kelley Armstrong

Happy is the woman who can laugh at herself. She will never cease to be amused. — Charlene Vermeulen

Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! — D.S. Mixell

What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning? — Leot Felton

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

I fight with love and i laugh with rage ... you gotta live light enough to see the humor, and long enough to see some change ... — Ani DiFranco

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell. — Shannon L. Alder

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it. — Liza Minnelli

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950's. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead. — Chuck Palahniuk

You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack! — J.K. Rowling

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed. — Arlo Guthrie

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused,'" Gabriel quoted. "One of the unrecorded Beatitudes. — Terri Garey

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. — Terry Pratchett

To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so. — Tom Althouse

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh
at yourself. — Ethel Barrymore

Children want the same things we want.
To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted. — Dr. Seuss

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor. — Dick Gregory

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself. — Jennifer Garner

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

....and Colin threw his head back to let out a laugh so loud and brazen in its bum-lickery that it resonated through the office window. — Michael Logan

I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine. — Rainn Wilson

Life is too important to take seriously. — Corky Siegel

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh? — Linda Lael Miller

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it. — Patti LaBelle

Laugh if you are wise, girl, laugh. — Marcus Valerius Martialis

Sometimes King Laugh knocks and you're one of those people who can't keep him
out, Peter said. — Stephen King

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson. — Yvette Nicole Brown

Laugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you'll gradually get used to it. — Paulo Coelho

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects. — Shannon L. Alder

I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now. The things I endure for love. The Fates laugh at my torment. — Julie Kagawa

Humor writers:
1) Write
2) Laugh
3) Laugh when they write
4) Write when they laugh — Ann K. Howley

Want wisdom? Laugh at yourself. — Maggie Bishop

He is a sweet boy, quick to laugh, easy to love. — George R R Martin

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. — Oliver Goldsmith

I'm seriously laughing — Guy Harduf

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties. — Tracy Brogan

A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better. — Barbara Walters

Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. — Joseph Addison

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes. — Roseanne Barr

Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.' — Helen Mirren

'Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam comedies. I don't want an audience to tell me when to laugh. — Zachary Knighton

You wanna know how to make God laugh?" he said. "Tell him your plans." (God-shaped Hole) — Tiffanie DeBartolo

Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot. — Peter Dinklage

As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in this world. — Frederick Lenz

Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have. — Bobby Darnell

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced. — Robert Mankoff

Life would be awfully grim and glum if I couldn't laugh at myself. — Liesl Shurtliff

I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh- — Rachel Caine

God, don't laugh!" Jamie said, alarmed. "I didna mean to make ye laugh! Christ, Jenny will kill me if ye cough up a lung and die out here! — Diana Gabaldon

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor. — Katie Price

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. — Kurt Cobain

Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart. — Richelle E. Goodrich

When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard. — Jim Gaffigan

His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. — Tom Lehrer

A dialysis patient's life is hard. Laugh harder. — Bob Northam

Cara burst into a hearty laugh. She clapped Richard on the back as he walked passed. I like her, Lord Rahl. You may keep her. — Terry Goodkind

A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse. — Diana Rowland

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. — Rick Riordan

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser

Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads. — Christopher Paolini

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages. — Selma Blair

Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present. — Brandon Mull

Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you will have no wrinkles! — Barbara Post-Askin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. — W. Somerset Maugham

I hope you smile, laugh, and maybe even learn something that will help you along the way to happily-ever-after. — T.N. Carpenter

It is in the midst of laughter that our perspective alters and we realize this trying life can still be enjoyed. — Richelle E. Goodrich

You've got no sense of humor."
"I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass. — J.D. Robb

Dad, is she serious?"
John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama. — Molly McAdams

Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure. — Marlee Matlin

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

Luc let out a strangled, hoarse laugh. Oh shit. ET so phoned home, kids. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity. — Charles F. Glassman

We've got to laugh or break our hearts in this damnable world. — Dorothy L. Sayers