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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
— David Letterman
A lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage!
— Jane Lynch
Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.
— Bob Riley
Kim Jong Il made his staff call him "dear" and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.
— David Letterman
I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.
— Joey Comeau
I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out.
— Paul Westerberg
Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
— David Letterman
Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. We found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words.
— Erez Lieberman Aiden
Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.
— Greg Proops
Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously.
— Milan Kundera
My wife, ladies and gentlemen. Beauty, brains, and now brawn.
— Richelle Mead
Ladies and gentlemen, Princess Pink has officially brung it.
— Sarah Ockler
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo.
— Terence Corcoran
Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions.
— Gustav Heinemann
Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets.
— Mason Cooley
Mrs Poste, who had wished people to live beautiful lives and yet be ladies and gentlemen.
— Stella Gibbons
Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don't eat brains.
— Lia Habel
For in Mexico, ladies and gentlemen, it's always high noon and what glows is fuchsia and what's dead is dead and no feather-dusters.
— Henry Miller
I am a 5'1 petite female. My pistol is my equalizer.
— Gina Loudon
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have no servants; We must see to things ourselves. We can't all perch like eagles, therefore, I beg you to be more careful.
— Boris Pilnyak
America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.
— Felix Dennis
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
— George M. Cohan
Ladies and gentlemen, if you ask someone to marry you and the person pukes, that's a sign.
— Adam Ross
The cowards never started and the weak died along the way. That leaves us, ladies and gentlemen. Us.
— Phil Knight
Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.
— David Letterman
Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
— Robert Anton Wilson
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR ELTON JOHN!
— Caitlin Moran
Ladies and gentlemen." He [Jabba] sighed. "Meet the kamikaze of computer invaders ... the worm.
— Dan Brown
Ladies and gentlemen ... "
His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room.
"Let the Seventy-sixth Hunger Games begin! — Suzanne Collins
His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room.
"Let the Seventy-sixth Hunger Games begin! — Suzanne Collins
Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)
— Olivia Wilde
I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.
— David Letterman
Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.
— David Letterman
Two LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ... ME!
— James Patterson
Ladies and Gentlemen ... we are floating in Space!
— Jostein Gaarder
Only one president in this book was a supervillain. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Chester A. Arthur, the Lex Luthor of the American Presidency.
— Daniel O'Brien
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your magnificent indifference.
— Dizzy Gillespie
You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago
— Dana Carvey
Ladies and gentlemen, let us hear the demand of life and adhere to it. It would do us good
— Sunday Adelaja
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.
— Theodore Roosevelt
The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.
— Rush Limbaugh
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.
— Neal Boortz