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Wikipedia is kind of weird. I feel it's lame to put up my own page, but I desperately want someone else to do it.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I thought of America as this crazy, happy, exciting place where everybody's rich and there's stuff everywhere. Compared to Pakistan, it's not untrue.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Maybe we could get Aiden some pants because I'm tired of looking at his junk," Jayce muttered.
— Katie Reus
I moved to New York first and was really apprehensive about moving to L.A., but I really, really like it.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Airwaves get buzzed from pot By Trevor Hughes,
— Anonymous
Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.
— Kumail Nanjiani
When I started working on 'Michael And Michael,' it was my life for three to four months, and then suddenly it's gone.
— Kumail Nanjiani
T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy.
— Thomas Middleditch
If you do a sketch, that's a very short narrative. Stand-up, it's bit-to-bit, minute-long narratives.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was, geographically.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I stay home. It's the best place to be alone. There is hardly any walk-through traffic.
— Kumail Nanjiani
He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.
— Frank Zappa
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I am nothing. I feel like nothing. I want my life to matter. What if one day I'm gone and nobody ever knew I existed?
— Vikki Wakefield
I am a very nerdy guy. I understand that it's easier to cast me as a nerdy guy than an action star - although I would love to be an action star!
— Kumail Nanjiani
It wasn't until I moved to New York that I decided to make a conscious effort to be myself.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I was extremely shy and had a terrible fear of public speaking. But I had fallen in love with stand-up.
— Kumail Nanjiani
People in general want to build somebody up and then try to knock them down. They always root for the underdog.
— Wayne Gretzky
