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Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: You know, quite a few species of fish You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners ... Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: 1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women 1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: If you were to send a werewolf to If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Oh man, the car could just burst into Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys? Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: As you can see, I speak many languages, As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I used to carry a rabbit's foot for I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I'm just happy our nations are on the I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world! — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: One good thing about being locked in a One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility! — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: At first the kid kicking the back of At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: This is very ambitious, but I don't care. This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: A kiss is like a fight, with mouths. A kiss is like a fight, with mouths. — Kristen Schaal