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Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually.
— Kristen Schaal
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes.
— Kristen Schaal
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
— Kristen Schaal
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
— Kristen Schaal
Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.
— Kristen Schaal
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
— Kristen Schaal
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
— Kristen Schaal
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
— Kristen Schaal
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
— Kristen Schaal
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
— Kristen Schaal
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
— Kristen Schaal
This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.
— Kristen Schaal
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
— Kristen Schaal
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
— Kristen Schaal
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
— Kristen Schaal