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Flying to me isn't scary, it's just incredibly boring. And I guess I have a fear of boredom, so in that regard, I'm afraid to fly.
— Chuck Klosterman
So often does it happen that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know there is no key.
— Chuck Klosterman
Is there anything more attractive than a polite person with limitless self-belief? There is not.
— Chuck Klosterman
Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable.
— Chuck Klosterman
It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don't actually know.
— Chuck Klosterman
Art and love are the same thing: It's the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.
— Chuck Klosterman
The Sims is an escapist vehicle for people who want to escape to where they already are, which is why I thought this game was made precisely for me.
— Chuck Klosterman
Maybe it takes forty years of your life to understand how the world seems to work.
— Chuck Klosterman
If I were an adult, I would be drinking coffee; as it is, I'm drinking Mountain Dew.
— Chuck Klosterman
Nora Ephron accidentally ruined a lot of lives.
— Chuck Klosterman
Accelerated culture does not respond well to the nonobvious.
— Chuck Klosterman
I think people's relationship with the concept of violence changes, and that to me might be a little more interesting.
— Chuck Klosterman
The things he did on purpose were usually no different from the mistakes he made by accident.
— Chuck Klosterman
We're all tourists, sort of. Life is tourism, sort of. As far as I'm concerned, the dinosaurs still hold the lease on this godforsaken rock.
— Chuck Klosterman
Fake love is a very powerful thing.
— Chuck Klosterman
We were just old enough to be warped by childhood and just young enough not to realize it.
— Chuck Klosterman
It's peculiar what you remember when you're not trying.
— Chuck Klosterman
The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was.
— Chuck Klosterman
It's difficult to cope with the infinite variety of the past, and so we apply filters and settle on a few famous names.
— Chuck Klosterman
When given the choice, we'd all rather be happy now ... even if that guarantees we'll all be sad later.
— Chuck Klosterman
Life is fucking confusing. I don't know anything, and neither do you.
— Chuck Klosterman
The past has happened, and it can only happen the way it happened.
— Chuck Klosterman
It"s easier to believe there's a monster under the bed if you've spent the last six months arguing with a monster.
— Chuck Klosterman
Nothing can be appreciated in a vacuum.
— Chuck Klosterman
The Disco Group ABBA": They were beards and teeth and natural breasts and whiteness. I
— Chuck Klosterman
The worst thing you can do to anybody trying to be creative is to demand participation in their vision.
— Chuck Klosterman
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.
— Chuck Klosterman
Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy.
— Chuck Klosterman
I'm really an alarmist when it comes to epidemics. Swine flu now; when SARS was big, I was all freaked out about that, bird flu. That terrifies me.
— Chuck Klosterman
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
— Chuck Klosterman
People will look at the world without seeing anything beyond their unconscious expectation.
— Chuck Klosterman
As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life.
— Chuck Klosterman
If you know exactly what's going to happen tomorrow, the voltage of that experience is immediately mitigated.
— Chuck Klosterman
I care about strangers when they're abstractions, but I feel almost nothing when they're literally in front of me.
— Chuck Klosterman
Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do
— Chuck Klosterman
Technology evolves faster than people do, faster than biology does.
— Chuck Klosterman
If Donald Trump loses badly, it could mean the end of the GOP as one of the two significant parties.
— Chuck Klosterman
The future makes the rules.
— Chuck Klosterman
Maybe I could survive in one of those resort prisons where they house white-collar criminals. I've always wanted to get better at tennis.
— Chuck Klosterman
I keep saying the word 'weird' over and over again, but it's the only way I can describe it.
— Chuck Klosterman
Literary posterity may
— Chuck Klosterman
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert needed ABBA to invent gay Australians. The
— Chuck Klosterman
When exactly did every housewife in America become a whore?
— Chuck Klosterman
And I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive,
— Chuck Klosterman
The strength of your memory dictates the size of your reality
— Chuck Klosterman
Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class.
— Chuck Klosterman
I rarely remember the names or faces of nonfictional people
— Chuck Klosterman
The most villainous move any person can make is tying a woman to the railroad tracks.
— Chuck Klosterman
A book becomes popular because of its text, but it's the subtext that makes it live forever. For
— Chuck Klosterman
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
— Chuck Klosterman
Even the invisible are insecure. It's the most universal problem we have. It's so universal, it might not even count as a problem.
— Chuck Klosterman
We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths.
— Chuck Klosterman
But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.
— Chuck Klosterman
Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.
— Chuck Klosterman
I doubt that pornography has been good for the advancement of society, but I suspect it's done wonders for the advancement of computer technology.
— Chuck Klosterman
Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.
— Chuck Klosterman
Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless.
— Chuck Klosterman
Record sales don't matter when the people who bought the records are dead and gone.
— Chuck Klosterman
Take solace in the fact that you can quit at any time. I cannot.]
— Chuck Klosterman
We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.
— Chuck Klosterman
Leadership is a word people use to reconcile any kind of charisma that was impossible to otherwise explain.
— Chuck Klosterman
If you aspire to be truly open-minded, you can't just try to see the other side of an argument. That's not enough. You have to go all the way. Over
— Chuck Klosterman
one of the things they desired most desperately was freedom of religion, based on the premise that Europe wasn't religious enough
— Chuck Klosterman
And the quality all these reasonable failures share is an inability to accept that the statue quo is temporary.
— Chuck Klosterman
Sid and Nancy's relationship forever illustrates the worst part of being in love with anyone, which is that people in love can't be reasoned with.
— Chuck Klosterman
No one has ever honestly said, "I hate that this joke exists, even though it's clearly hilarious." It
— Chuck Klosterman
Nothing is completely authentic. Even the guys who kill themselves are partially acting.
— Chuck Klosterman
This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go.
— Chuck Klosterman
We are often wrong about the past, but at least with the past you can change your thinking. We can't do that with the future.
— Chuck Klosterman
Tall people are naturally confident. History has proven this - Alexander the Great, Wilt Chamberlain, Gisele.
— Chuck Klosterman
Well, that's how it always seems, until it doesn't.
— Chuck Klosterman
...he was forty bushels beyond bamboozled.
— Chuck Klosterman
Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument.
— Chuck Klosterman
Axl Rose is the ear-cutting scene from Reservoir Dogs in human form.
— Chuck Klosterman
If a problem is irreversible, is there still an ethical obligation to try to reverse it?
— Chuck Klosterman
Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.
— Chuck Klosterman
The future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along. The
— Chuck Klosterman
And if something is only itself, it doesn't particularly matter.
— Chuck Klosterman
In New York, people are unhappy on purpose, because unhappiness makes them seem more complex; in Washington DC it just sort of works out that way.
— Chuck Klosterman
People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they'd never admit in normal conversation.
— Chuck Klosterman
Book writing is a little different because, in my case, my editor is a year younger than me and basically has the same sensibility as me.
— Chuck Klosterman
I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they're all so envious of it.
— Chuck Klosterman
The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously.
— Chuck Klosterman
When I'm walking around, I'm usually drinking pop, so I can't have a mask on. That's why I couldn't be a surgeon.
— Chuck Klosterman
The most popular single in the world was "Livin' la Vida Loca," a song about how Pro Tools made Puerto Ricans gay.
— Chuck Klosterman
Both lyrically and sonically, glam metal is the sensible accompaniment for removing one's pants for money.
— Chuck Klosterman
Batman never questions the logic of letting a childhood experience dictate his entire life.
— Chuck Klosterman
That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.
— Chuck Klosterman
If you can't swim, the idea of being in nine feet of water is terrifying, much less the ocean.
— Chuck Klosterman
It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally.
— Chuck Klosterman
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.
— Chuck Klosterman
Wishing for control is like wishing for the rapture.
— Chuck Klosterman
The reason behind everything always has to be something else entirely.
— Chuck Klosterman
