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I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Aw Gray, you remembered my birthday, I'm flattered. — Jessica Wennberg

Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today — Jennifer Lawrence

I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny. — Julie Anne Peters

Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. — Michael W. Grimard

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? — J.K. Rowling

I wonder if our names determine our destiny, or if destiny leads us to choose certain names. — Michelle Moran

I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way. — China Mieville

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths — Muhammad Ali

It's our nature to be free, and until we're stuck in a stressful belief system, we're pretty happy. — Byron Katie

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance

One way to avoid criticism is to do nothing and to be a nobody. The world will then not bother you. — Napoleon Hill

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in. — Bill Burr

The present is an eternal now. — Abraham Cowley

The devil is a professional in destroying lives, but the problem is that people themselves allow him to destroy their lives — Sunday Adelaja

A well-regulated militia," Bode added, "like they talk about in the Second Amendment." "Oh," said Shiner. He hadn't read the first one yet. — Carl Hiaasen

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. — Epicurus

You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again. — Steve Martin

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

People go through changes and life does the damnedest things to us all. — Lawrence Block

You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never mind. I will not ask you to kill me, for you would surely find it an annoying task. — Nisi Shawl

Sometimes,' says Bob, trying to eat a falafel and balance his glass at the same time. — Elly Griffiths

I think for the most part people are proud of the bicultural foundation New Zealand is built on and the fact that we are a multicultural society. — John Key

Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews