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Kidding Quotes By J.D. Salinger: The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm

The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding — J.D. Salinger

Kidding Quotes By S.M. Reine: He had to be kidding. If he had

He had to be kidding. If he had been any more toned, I might have dry humped his leg when I first saw him at Dairy Queen. — S.M. Reine

Kidding Quotes By Debra Messing: Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip

Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip people like David into shape and tell them to go get me coffee. Kidding - okay. — Debra Messing

Kidding Quotes By Zoe Cruz: Who am I kidding? This isn't a fairy

Who am I kidding? This isn't a fairy tale. It's my life. — Zoe Cruz

Kidding Quotes By Jon Ronson: Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS.

Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white! — Jon Ronson

Kidding Quotes By Michael Chabon: The foolish coyote faith that could keep you

The foolish coyote faith that could keep you flying as long as you kept kidding yourself that you could fly. — Michael Chabon

Kidding Quotes By Cheryl Strayed: But no one laughed. No one would. The

But no one laughed. No one would. The universe, I'd learned, was never, ever kidding. — Cheryl Strayed

Kidding Quotes By J.A. Huss: Shit, who the hell am I kidding? Ronin

Shit, who the hell am I kidding? Ronin Flynn's hands on my ass feel spectacular. — J.A. Huss

Kidding Quotes By Guy Garvey: I'm not David Bowie. Who are we kidding?

I'm not David Bowie. Who are we kidding? At the end of the day, I'm the same person I've always been. I'm Don Garvey's son from up the road. — Guy Garvey

Kidding Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Jess in a Speedo.Just kidding. That was too

Jess in a Speedo.
Just kidding. That was too bold a look even for him. Maybe a ...
Naked. Yeah, naked. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kidding Quotes By Charles Nelson Reilly: My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly

Kidding Quotes By Sandy Duncan: Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a

Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a mom is the hardest job of all. You got to work to rest. — Sandy Duncan

Kidding Quotes By Suzanne Johnson: An iron? Was he kidding? God

An iron? Was he kidding? God — Suzanne Johnson

Kidding Quotes By Sylvester Stallone: People asked if I could have played the

People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator. — Sylvester Stallone

Kidding Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: You've got to be kidding me." I lean

You've got to be kidding me." I lean back to search his face. "You're going to worry about conventions when we're past the end of the world? — Stephenie Meyer

Kidding Quotes By Helena Bonham Carter: On corsets: I said, You have got to

On corsets: I said, You have got to be kidding. I am an ape and yet I am still expected to squeeze myself into one of those damn things. — Helena Bonham Carter

Kidding Quotes By Rick Riordan: Don't get too comfortable out there in Hollywood,

Don't get too comfortable out there in Hollywood, Gleeson," Piper said. Hedge snorted. "You kidding? These people make Aeolus look sane. — Rick Riordan

Kidding Quotes By Daniel Craig: We are kidding ourselves if we don't think

We are kidding ourselves if we don't think of the drug business as a legitimate business. It's what funds governments. It's too much money to ignore. — Daniel Craig

Kidding Quotes By Kiana Tom: Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my

Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life. — Kiana Tom

Kidding Quotes By Mark Z. Danielewski: Since when did you bring a gun?" Navidson

Since when did you bring a gun?" Navidson asks, crouching near the door.
"Are you kidding me? This place is scary. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Kidding Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: What election?" he asked. "Never mind," I said.

What election?" he asked. "Never mind," I said. "I was only kidding." One — Hunter S. Thompson

Kidding Quotes By Matt Abrams: Playtime was over. I grabbed her by the

Playtime was over. I grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her down on the bed. — Matt Abrams

Kidding Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No. — Cassandra Clare

Kidding Quotes By Karina Halle: What did the candles smell like?" she asked.

What did the candles smell like?" she asked.
Was she kidding me?
"Like Eau du Zombie. I don't know. — Karina Halle

Kidding Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: We are about to be attacked by Al

We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding. — Kurt Vonnegut

Kidding Quotes By TheFlamingPopsicle: Are you kidding me? The last time I

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

Kidding Quotes By Daniel Handler: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend

Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding. — Daniel Handler

Kidding Quotes By Fareed Zakaria: I'd be kidding if I said that I

I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse. — Fareed Zakaria

Kidding Quotes By Katie Rose: I'm not some piece of ass that you

I'm not some piece of ass that you can just use for the night," Jake said, surprised at his own outrage. "You've got to be kidding. — Katie Rose

Kidding Quotes By Edwin Land: Science is a method to keep yourself from

Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself. — Edwin Land

Kidding Quotes By Daniel Tosh: They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'. — Daniel Tosh

Kidding Quotes By Rick Riordan: Mount You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me.

Mount You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me. — Rick Riordan

Kidding Quotes By Christina Lauren: You weren't kidding, Chloe. That is one beautiful

You weren't kidding, Chloe. That is one beautiful bastard. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed. Or car. Or dressing room. Or elevator, or- — Christina Lauren

Kidding Quotes By Rick Riordan: The thing about talking swords ... it's hard

The thing about talking swords ... it's hard to tell when they're kidding. They have no facial expressions. Or faces. — Rick Riordan

Kidding Quotes By Vaughn Monroe: I knew that we were clicking when mimics

I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I'll know that I'm on the way out when they stop doing their imitations. — Vaughn Monroe

Kidding Quotes By Israel Horovitz: Gloucester's not some chi-chi tourist town. It's a

Gloucester's not some chi-chi tourist town. It's a working-class seaport: a no-kidding-around down-and-dirty place. — Israel Horovitz

Kidding Quotes By John Irving: I later found a bookstore on the Calle

I later found a bookstore on the Calle de Gravina - Libros, I believe it was called. (I'm not kidding, a bookstore called "Books.") — John Irving

Kidding Quotes By Linda Hunt: What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For

What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel! — Linda Hunt

Kidding Quotes By John Green: I was kidding, Hazel Grace. I understand. (

I was kidding, Hazel Grace. I understand. ( But we both know that okay is a very flirty word. Okay is BURSTING with sensuality.) — John Green

Kidding Quotes By Rachel Caine: You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile. — Rachel Caine

Kidding Quotes By Karina Halle: Last chance to get out and live a

Last chance to get out and live a normal life," he said. "Are you kidding? I gave that up for Lent," she answered with a roll of her eyes. — Karina Halle

Kidding Quotes By Demetri Martin: I am everything and I am nothing. I

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything. — Demetri Martin

Kidding Quotes By Michael Douglas: Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for

Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps. — Michael Douglas

Kidding Quotes By Andy Weir: FUCK!" Annie Montrose said. "You have got to

FUCK!" Annie Montrose said. "You have got to be fucking kidding me! — Andy Weir

Kidding Quotes By Al Yankovic: When I swore that you're getting more and

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey. — Al Yankovic

Kidding Quotes By Rachel E. Carter: So, what do you think? Better than four

So, what do you think? Better than four years with Byron?"

"Are you kidding?" I kept a straight face. "Those were the best days of life. — Rachel E. Carter

Kidding Quotes By Brad Thor: You know when I told you the joke

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding. — Brad Thor

Kidding Quotes By David Nicholls: Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when

Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word. — David Nicholls

Kidding Quotes By Stacey Marie Brown: You're fucking kidding me, right?" "I don't kid

You're fucking kidding me, right?"
"I don't kid about fucking. — Stacey Marie Brown

Kidding Quotes By Chris Isaak: I talk to people who are musicians, and

I talk to people who are musicians, and they go, Oh this is hell. And I go, Are you kidding me? You never put tar paper on a roof, did ya? — Chris Isaak

Kidding Quotes By Donna Tartt: Safe trip. I love you. No kidding.

Safe trip. I love you. No kidding. — Donna Tartt

Kidding Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Group sex, are you kidding, I had group

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury. — Rodney Dangerfield

Kidding Quotes By Laurence J. Peter: Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. — Laurence J. Peter

Kidding Quotes By Katherine Applegate: She batted her eyelashes at me to show

She batted her eyelashes at me to show she was kidding.
I love it when she does that. — Katherine Applegate

Kidding Quotes By Dick Van Dyke: [My mother] once cooked a ham and later

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. — Dick Van Dyke

Kidding Quotes By Erma Bombeck: A kitchen without an ironing board? Are you

A kitchen without an ironing board? Are you kidding? It's un-American. It's like Simon without Garfunkel. — Erma Bombeck

Kidding Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Who am I kidding? I have no reason

Who am I kidding? I have no reason for being here other that the fact that I want to be near her. — Simone Elkeles

Kidding Quotes By Nancy Cartwright: Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright

Kidding Quotes By Dana Gould: Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding. — Dana Gould

Kidding Quotes By Craig Benzine: This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ...

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

Kidding Quotes By Jimmy Carter: God always answers prayers. Sometimes it's "yes." Sometimes

God always answers prayers. Sometimes it's "yes." Sometimes the answer is "no." Sometimes it's "you gotta be kidding. — Jimmy Carter

Kidding Quotes By Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan: You're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans

You're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans for doomsday, and you're worried about being late to a dance? — Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan

Kidding Quotes By Jimmy Carter: God always answers prayer, sometimes with a yes,

God always answers prayer, sometimes with a yes, sometimes with a no and sometimes with a 'You've got to be kidding!' — Jimmy Carter

Kidding Quotes By Elvis Presley: Man, I was tame compared to what they

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. — Elvis Presley

Kidding Quotes By Tessa Bailey: Who am I kidding? When I finally get

Who am I kidding? When I finally get inside you, I'm going to fuck you until your voice is hoarse from screaming my name. — Tessa Bailey

Kidding Quotes By Jeff Goodby: Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd

Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd rot in hell for the commercials I've done, but I think he's kidding. — Jeff Goodby

Kidding Quotes By Kristin Chenoweth: I love eating at Sonic with my family

I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding. — Kristin Chenoweth

Kidding Quotes By William S. Burroughs: Mohammed? Are you kidding? He was dreamed up

Mohammed? Are you kidding? He was dreamed up by the Mecca Chamber of Commerce. — William S. Burroughs

Kidding Quotes By Peter Watts: The static's nice. I could do without the

The static's nice. I could do without the screeching."
"Are you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz. — Peter Watts

Kidding Quotes By Lemony Snicket: Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket

Kidding Quotes By R. Buckminster Fuller: We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let

We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let go of things that aren't true. It's always better with the truth. — R. Buckminster Fuller

Kidding Quotes By J.D. Salinger: The more expensive a school is, the more

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

Kidding Quotes By Peter Bergman: She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this

She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this a speaking role?' I wasn't quite sure how to answer that one. — Peter Bergman

Kidding Quotes By Samantha Young: Let's start with how you don't feel sexually

Let's start with how you don't feel sexually attractive."
I gulped. "All right."
"Are you fucking kidding me? — Samantha Young

Kidding Quotes By John Irving: We've been an empire in decline since I

We've been an empire in decline since I can remember," Ketchum said bluntly; he wasn't kidding. "We are a lost nation, Danny. Stop farting around. — John Irving

Kidding Quotes By Micalea Smeltzer: Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over

Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour.
"Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer

Kidding Quotes By Jason Aaron: Are you kidding? They had me at 'Star

Are you kidding? They had me at 'Star Wars.' The kid inside me would've clawed his way out and strangled me if I'd turned this job down. — Jason Aaron

Kidding Quotes By Dov Davidoff: You think you have anger issues? I just

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff

Kidding Quotes By Bethany Cosentino: I'd love to have a shoe line, or

I'd love to have a shoe line, or a sunglasses line, or a purse line. Who am I kidding, I'd like to have an everything line! — Bethany Cosentino

Kidding Quotes By Toba Beta: Save the earth! Are you kidding? If earth

Save the earth! Are you kidding?
If earth needs to save itself, we don't live now boasting about it. — Toba Beta

Kidding Quotes By Douglas Coupland: The only way to the top is killing

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps. — Douglas Coupland

Kidding Quotes By Judith Whitelock McInerney: Animal? As in lion and tiger and chipmunk?

Animal? As in lion and tiger and chipmunk? Who's he kidding? — Judith Whitelock McInerney

Kidding Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Can't you nudge her into submission? (Taryn)Are you

Can't you nudge her into submission? (Taryn)
Are you kidding? As stubborn as she is? I'd fry my brain trying. (Sphinx) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kidding Quotes By Amanda Usen: Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner -

Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner - and I don't have to wear uncomfortable shoes? Sold. — Amanda Usen

Kidding Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: My dog of 17 years just died. Oh

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding? ... Noooo ... as funny as that is, I'm not — Ellen DeGeneres

Kidding Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Oh my God!" Julia yells. "Are you kidding

Oh my God!" Julia yells. "Are you kidding me, Will? Don't help her put her clothes back on! I'm standing right here!"
What the hell am I thinking? — Colleen Hoover

Kidding Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Baby?" She perched beside him in the chair.

Baby?" She perched beside him in the chair. "You're kidding me right?" "I was trying it out, no?" "no," she said firmly Simon & Clary — Cassandra Clare

Kidding Quotes By Tijan: Are you kidding me? We're going to steal

Are you kidding me? We're going to steal a cop car. How could I not be naked for this story? It's going to be epic. — Tijan

Kidding Quotes By Wes Smith: They aren't kidding when they say, Wash Whites

They aren't kidding when they say, Wash Whites separately. — Wes Smith

Kidding Quotes By Rachel Caine: This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

Kidding Quotes By Billy Joel: Honesty is the best part of any art

Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don't have that, you're kidding yourself and your listener. — Billy Joel

Kidding Quotes By Rory Freedman: All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we

All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace. — Rory Freedman

Kidding Quotes By Larry Hagman: I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. — Larry Hagman

Kidding Quotes By Terry Bradshaw: There's a company that wants to put hair

There's a company that wants to put hair on me! I don't know if it's plugs, I'm sure it is. I laughed and said, 'You gotta be kidding.' — Terry Bradshaw

Kidding Quotes By Hines Ward: Guys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?'

Guys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why! — Hines Ward

Kidding Quotes By Frederick Buechner: If you don't have doubts you're either kidding

If you don't have doubts you're either kidding yourself or asleep. Doubts are the ants-in-the-pants of faith. They keep it alive and moving. — Frederick Buechner

Kidding Quotes By Selena Gomez: My car is so bad, I hit poles

My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really bad. — Selena Gomez

Kidding Quotes By Vince Vaughn: I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding?

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it! — Vince Vaughn

Kidding Quotes By Twyla Tharp: You're only kidding yourself if you put creativity

You're only kidding yourself if you put creativity before craft. — Twyla Tharp

Kidding Quotes By Marlee Matlin: I'm not really deaf; I just faked it

I'm not really deaf; I just faked it to win the Oscar KIDDING. — Marlee Matlin