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The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding — J.D. Salinger

He had to be kidding. If he had been any more toned, I might have dry humped his leg when I first saw him at Dairy Queen. — S.M. Reine

Oh it's fantastic because I get to whip people like David into shape and tell them to go get me coffee. Kidding - okay. — Debra Messing

Who am I kidding? This isn't a fairy tale. It's my life. — Zoe Cruz

Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white! — Jon Ronson

The foolish coyote faith that could keep you flying as long as you kept kidding yourself that you could fly. — Michael Chabon

But no one laughed. No one would. The universe, I'd learned, was never, ever kidding. — Cheryl Strayed

Shit, who the hell am I kidding? Ronin Flynn's hands on my ass feel spectacular. — J.A. Huss

I'm not David Bowie. Who are we kidding? At the end of the day, I'm the same person I've always been. I'm Don Garvey's son from up the road. — Guy Garvey

Jess in a Speedo.
Just kidding. That was too bold a look even for him. Maybe a ...
Naked. Yeah, naked. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly

Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a mom is the hardest job of all. You got to work to rest. — Sandy Duncan

An iron? Was he kidding? God — Suzanne Johnson

People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator. — Sylvester Stallone

You've got to be kidding me." I lean back to search his face. "You're going to worry about conventions when we're past the end of the world? — Stephenie Meyer

On corsets: I said, You have got to be kidding. I am an ape and yet I am still expected to squeeze myself into one of those damn things. — Helena Bonham Carter

Don't get too comfortable out there in Hollywood, Gleeson," Piper said. Hedge snorted. "You kidding? These people make Aeolus look sane. — Rick Riordan

We are kidding ourselves if we don't think of the drug business as a legitimate business. It's what funds governments. It's too much money to ignore. — Daniel Craig

Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life. — Kiana Tom

Since when did you bring a gun?" Navidson asks, crouching near the door.
"Are you kidding me? This place is scary. — Mark Z. Danielewski

What election?" he asked. "Never mind," I said. "I was only kidding." One — Hunter S. Thompson

Playtime was over. I grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her down on the bed. — Matt Abrams

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No. — Cassandra Clare

What did the candles smell like?" she asked.
Was she kidding me?
"Like Eau du Zombie. I don't know. — Karina Halle

We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding. — Kurt Vonnegut

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding. — Daniel Handler

I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse. — Fareed Zakaria

I'm not some piece of ass that you can just use for the night," Jake said, surprised at his own outrage. "You've got to be kidding. — Katie Rose

Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself. — Edwin Land

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'. — Daniel Tosh

Mount You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me. — Rick Riordan

You weren't kidding, Chloe. That is one beautiful bastard. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed. Or car. Or dressing room. Or elevator, or- — Christina Lauren

The thing about talking swords ... it's hard to tell when they're kidding. They have no facial expressions. Or faces. — Rick Riordan

I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I'll know that I'm on the way out when they stop doing their imitations. — Vaughn Monroe

Gloucester's not some chi-chi tourist town. It's a working-class seaport: a no-kidding-around down-and-dirty place. — Israel Horovitz

I later found a bookstore on the Calle de Gravina - Libros, I believe it was called. (I'm not kidding, a bookstore called "Books.") — John Irving

What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel! — Linda Hunt

I was kidding, Hazel Grace. I understand. ( But we both know that okay is a very flirty word. Okay is BURSTING with sensuality.) — John Green

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile. — Rachel Caine

Last chance to get out and live a normal life," he said. "Are you kidding? I gave that up for Lent," she answered with a roll of her eyes. — Karina Halle

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything. — Demetri Martin

Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps. — Michael Douglas

FUCK!" Annie Montrose said. "You have got to be fucking kidding me! — Andy Weir

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey. — Al Yankovic

So, what do you think? Better than four years with Byron?"

"Are you kidding?" I kept a straight face. "Those were the best days of life. — Rachel E. Carter

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding. — Brad Thor

Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word. — David Nicholls

You're fucking kidding me, right?"
"I don't kid about fucking. — Stacey Marie Brown

I talk to people who are musicians, and they go, Oh this is hell. And I go, Are you kidding me? You never put tar paper on a roof, did ya? — Chris Isaak

Safe trip. I love you. No kidding. — Donna Tartt

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury. — Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. — Laurence J. Peter

She batted her eyelashes at me to show she was kidding.
I love it when she does that. — Katherine Applegate

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. — Dick Van Dyke

A kitchen without an ironing board? Are you kidding? It's un-American. It's like Simon without Garfunkel. — Erma Bombeck

Who am I kidding? I have no reason for being here other that the fact that I want to be near her. — Simone Elkeles

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding. — Dana Gould

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

God always answers prayers. Sometimes it's "yes." Sometimes the answer is "no." Sometimes it's "you gotta be kidding. — Jimmy Carter

You're kidding," i said. "i'm thinking about plans for doomsday, and you're worried about being late to a dance? — Serpent's Shadow Rick Riordan

God always answers prayer, sometimes with a yes, sometimes with a no and sometimes with a 'You've got to be kidding!' — Jimmy Carter

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. — Elvis Presley

Who am I kidding? When I finally get inside you, I'm going to fuck you until your voice is hoarse from screaming my name. — Tessa Bailey

Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd rot in hell for the commercials I've done, but I think he's kidding. — Jeff Goodby

I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding. — Kristin Chenoweth

Mohammed? Are you kidding? He was dreamed up by the Mecca Chamber of Commerce. — William S. Burroughs

The static's nice. I could do without the screeching."
"Are you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz. — Peter Watts

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket

We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let go of things that aren't true. It's always better with the truth. — R. Buckminster Fuller

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this a speaking role?' I wasn't quite sure how to answer that one. — Peter Bergman

Let's start with how you don't feel sexually attractive."
I gulped. "All right."
"Are you fucking kidding me? — Samantha Young

We've been an empire in decline since I can remember," Ketchum said bluntly; he wasn't kidding. "We are a lost nation, Danny. Stop farting around. — John Irving

Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour.
"Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. — Micalea Smeltzer

Are you kidding? They had me at 'Star Wars.' The kid inside me would've clawed his way out and strangled me if I'd turned this job down. — Jason Aaron

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff

I'd love to have a shoe line, or a sunglasses line, or a purse line. Who am I kidding, I'd like to have an everything line! — Bethany Cosentino

Save the earth! Are you kidding?
If earth needs to save itself, we don't live now boasting about it. — Toba Beta

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps. — Douglas Coupland

Animal? As in lion and tiger and chipmunk? Who's he kidding? — Judith Whitelock McInerney

Can't you nudge her into submission? (Taryn)
Are you kidding? As stubborn as she is? I'd fry my brain trying. (Sphinx) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Are you kidding? Sex first, then dinner - and I don't have to wear uncomfortable shoes? Sold. — Amanda Usen

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding? ... Noooo ... as funny as that is, I'm not — Ellen DeGeneres

Oh my God!" Julia yells. "Are you kidding me, Will? Don't help her put her clothes back on! I'm standing right here!"
What the hell am I thinking? — Colleen Hoover

Baby?" She perched beside him in the chair. "You're kidding me right?" "I was trying it out, no?" "no," she said firmly Simon & Clary — Cassandra Clare

Are you kidding me? We're going to steal a cop car. How could I not be naked for this story? It's going to be epic. — Tijan

They aren't kidding when they say, Wash Whites separately. — Wes Smith

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don't have that, you're kidding yourself and your listener. — Billy Joel

All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace. — Rory Freedman

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. — Larry Hagman

There's a company that wants to put hair on me! I don't know if it's plugs, I'm sure it is. I laughed and said, 'You gotta be kidding.' — Terry Bradshaw

Guys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why! — Hines Ward

If you don't have doubts you're either kidding yourself or asleep. Doubts are the ants-in-the-pants of faith. They keep it alive and moving. — Frederick Buechner

My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really bad. — Selena Gomez

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it! — Vince Vaughn

You're only kidding yourself if you put creativity before craft. — Twyla Tharp

I'm not really deaf; I just faked it to win the Oscar KIDDING. — Marlee Matlin