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My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married.
— Cherise Sinclair
Some people try to get very philosophical and cerebral about what they're trying to say with jazz. You don't need any prologues, you just play.
— Oscar Peterson
It is not the ship so much as the skillful sailing that assures the prosperous voyage.
— George William Curtis
The man who occupies the first place seldom plays the principal part.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
— Oscar Wilde
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
— Stanislaw Lem
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
— Bob Hope
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
— Freddie Mercury
I was raised by the song Of the murmuring grove And loving I learned Among Flowers.
— Friedrich Holderlin
I don't really need bulk, just strength. I can get strong without putting on weight.
— LaMarcus Aldridge
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
— Lewis Grizzard
He did not abandon you in the ultimate storm of your soul. He will not abandon you in the immediate storm of your now.
— Ann Voskamp
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
— W. Somerset Maugham
I was ... the loser of my class. I had absolutely no friends.
— Neve Campbell