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Marx's Quotes By Barbara Marx Hubbard: I think it's innate in human nature to

I think it's innate in human nature to want to make a difference, to make your life meaningful. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

Marx's Quotes By Richard Marx: To me, there was no better drummer than

To me, there was no better drummer than Jeff Porcaro. His musicianship and kindness to me will never be forgotten. Our loss is heaven's gain — Richard Marx

Marx's Quotes By Chico Marx: Dat's a some joke, Hey Boss.

Dat's a some joke, Hey Boss. — Chico Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: Much of the world's work, it has been

Much of the world's work, it has been said, is done by men who do not feel quite well. Marx is a case in point. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Marx's Quotes By Joseph A. Schumpeter: For one thing, to predict the advent of

For one thing, to predict the advent of big business was considering the conditions of Marx's day an achievement in itself. — Joseph A. Schumpeter

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: When you're in jail, a good friend will

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Harpo Marx: He looked like something that had gotten loose

He looked like something that had gotten loose from Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. — Harpo Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: He's so full of alcohol, if you put

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: If you take cranberries and stew them like

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Patricia Marx: Men still wear cologne, but I wish they

Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn't. No matter what you may believe, all men's fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi. — Patricia Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: My favourite poem is the one that starts

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: PROLETARIANS AND COMMUNISTS

PROLETARIANS AND COMMUNISTS — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Niall Ferguson: If being rightwing is thinking that Karl Marx's

If being rightwing is thinking that Karl Marx's doctrine was a catastrophe for humanity, then I'm rightwing. — Niall Ferguson

Marx's Quotes By John Ringo: The economic answer to the world's problems is

The economic answer to the world's problems is John Adams, not [Karl] Marx. — John Ringo

Marx's Quotes By Michael J. Marx: Good decision making is the result of years

Good decision making is the result of years of experience making and learning from one's choices - good and bad. — Michael J. Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: The education of all children, from the moment

The education of all children, from the moment that they can get along without a mother's care, shall be in state institutions. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: How do you feel about women's rights? I

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I'll put off reading Lolita for six more

I'll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By David Harvey: Marx inverted Hegel's dialectics and stood it right

Marx inverted Hegel's dialectics and stood it right side up, on its feet. — David Harvey

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Today's Father Day and we're giving you a

Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Nina Simone: It was always Marx, Lenin, and revolution -

It was always Marx, Lenin, and revolution - real girl's talk. — Nina Simone

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I hate London when it's not raining.

I hate London when it's not raining. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Africa is God's country, and He can have

Africa is God's country, and He can have it. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Outside of a dog, a book is man's

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: That's bad luck: three on a midget.

That's bad luck: three on a midget. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: There's only two things you can start without

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: If he's been married for 31 years, he's

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Now there's a man with an open mind

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Barbara Marx Hubbard: Evolutionary circles are one of the key social

Evolutionary circles are one of the key social forms in which people are connecting and can connect to make a difference throughout the world. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Chico Marx: Mustard's no good without roast beef.

Mustard's no good without roast beef. — Chico Marx

Marx's Quotes By Richard Marx: It's funny; Luther and I have written many

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room. — Richard Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I'm leaving because the weather is too good.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: One woman and one man might have been

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather! — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Jail is no place for a young fellow.

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I know a member of one of New

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue) — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: The imaginary flowers of religion adorn man's chains.

The imaginary flowers of religion adorn man's chains. Man must throw off the flowers, and also the chains. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: Nothing is more tedious than the dreaming platitude.

Nothing is more tedious than the dreaming platitude. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I can't understand why you don't get any

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By John Fowles: Labor is a man crowning glory.""Not this man's.""I

Labor is a man crowning glory."
"Not this man's."
"I quote Marx"
I raised my hands. The pickaxe handle had been rough.
"I quote blisters. — John Fowles

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: Force is the midwife of every old society

Force is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Martin Freeman: The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious.

The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious. — Martin Freeman

Marx's Quotes By Richard Marx: And to any new fans we made along

And to any new fans we made along the way, I say ... welcome to our party. It's just starting to get going. — Richard Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Don't look now, but there's one man too

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: Take away a nation's heritage and they are

Take away a nation's heritage and they are more easily persuaded. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.) — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: The only game I like to play is

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: The first requisite for the happiness of the

The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: There's one thing I always wanted to do

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit ... retire! — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: The admission fee was a viper's tongue and

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: Darwin has interested us in the history of

Darwin has interested us in the history of nature's technology. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: Religion is the opium of the people translated

Religion is the opium of the people translated from the German Die Religion ... ist das Opium des Volkessometimes misquoted as opiate of the people. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Joseph A. Schumpeter: The metal of economic theory is in Marx's

The metal of economic theory is in Marx's pages immersed in such a wealth of steaming phrases as to acquire a temperature not naturally its own. — Joseph A. Schumpeter

Marx's Quotes By Richard Marx: I have complete freedom, and there's no way

I have complete freedom, and there's no way to get pigeonholed or bored. What could be better than that? — Richard Marx

Marx's Quotes By Patricia Marx: Love can't always be measured by how long

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting — Patricia Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do! — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Harpo Marx: Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. — Harpo Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I shall drink no # wine before it's

I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: He [Harpo] loved life and lived it joyously

He [Harpo] loved life and lived it joyously and deeply and that's about as good an epitaph as anyone can have. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: A man's only as old as the woman

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Barbara Marx Hubbard: All people are born creative. And there's nobody

All people are born creative. And there's nobody who's helpless, nobody. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

Marx's Quotes By Joseph Goebbels: Give your goods to the poor: Christ. Property

Give your goods to the poor: Christ. Property is theft - as long as it's not mine: Marx . — Joseph Goebbels

Marx's Quotes By Nigel Warburton: Marx's main interest was in economic relationships since

Marx's main interest was in economic relationships since in his view they shape everything that we are and can become. — Nigel Warburton

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: If one wants to be an ox one

If one wants to be an ox one can easily turn one's back on hum suffering and look after one's own skin. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I've known and respected your husband for many

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Harpo Marx: If things get too much for you and

If things get too much for you and you feel the whole world's against you, go stand on your head. If you can think of anything crazier to do, do it. — Harpo Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may

Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet! — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Robert Frost: Freedom is slavery some poets tell us.Enslave yourself

Freedom is slavery some poets tell us.
Enslave yourself to the right leader's truth,
Christ's or Karl Marx', and it will set you free. — Robert Frost

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: Theory becomes realized among a people only in

Theory becomes realized among a people only in so far as it represents the realization of that people's needs. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Neil Kinnock: [Marx's theories] gave me a political and intellectual

[Marx's theories] gave me a political and intellectual justification for what I believed in a way that nothing else did. — Neil Kinnock

Marx's Quotes By Barbara Marx Hubbard: There will be a change in worldview from

There will be a change in worldview from materialism and failure to conscious evolution. And everyone's potential to participate! — Barbara Marx Hubbard

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: There's a man outside with a big black

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Harpo Marx: But I guess that's the way it is.

But I guess that's the way it is. When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost. you mourn for yourself. — Harpo Marx

Marx's Quotes By Karl Marx: Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of

Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state. — Karl Marx

Marx's Quotes By Leonard Marx: My grandfather is great. He's a great grandfather.

My grandfather is great. He's a great grandfather. — Leonard Marx

Marx's Quotes By Richard Marx: I love when people get songs wrong. I

I love when people get songs wrong. I love when people take something from a song that's totally not what I intended! — Richard Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: There's one way to find out if a

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: She got her looks from her father. He's

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: I never go to movies where the hero's

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: That's bad luck: three on a midget. From

That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Barbara Marx Hubbard: When you get a new worldview you get

When you get a new worldview you get a new world. It's like the shift from medieval Christianity to the Renaissance and enlightenment. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: She's so in love with me, she doesn't

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Terry Eagleton: Baa Baa Black Sheep' makes Marx's Capital look

Baa Baa Black Sheep' makes Marx's Capital look like Mary Poppins. — Terry Eagleton

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Groucho Marx: Well I thought my razor was dull until

Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and
that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of
it myself. — Groucho Marx

Marx's Quotes By Tom Robbins: Marx Marvelous is going to break the genius

Marx Marvelous is going to break the genius machine when he grows up. That's what everyone said. He hasn't, of course. — Tom Robbins