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Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: Love Goddess in training. It could happen.

Love Goddess in training. It could happen. — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Robby Novak: You're awake, you're awesome. Live like it.

You're awake, you're awesome. Live like it. — Robby Novak

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: I got an A in philosophy because I

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist. — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting

I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself. — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Percy Bysshe Shelley: No change, no pause, no hope! Yet I

No change, no pause, no hope! Yet I endure. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: I turned down a date once because I

I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain. — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Bob Geldof: But I think Prozac is a lethal drug,

But I think Prozac is a lethal drug, I've several friends just haven't made it by taking Prozac. — Bob Geldof

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: How many of you have ever started dating

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Paul Thek: I sometimes think that there is nothing but

I sometimes think that there is nothing but time, that what you see and what you feel is what time looks like at that moment. — Paul Thek

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: What do men want? Men want a mattress

What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks. — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: Friends are just enemies who don't have enough

Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you ... — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Peter Nadas: ...our own barbaric civilization, in awe of the

...our own barbaric civilization, in awe of the act of creation, does not respect creation at all. — Peter Nadas

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: You can't get a body like mine in

You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard. — Judy Tenuta

Judy Tenuta Quotes By Judy Tenuta: My mother always told me I wouldn't amount

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait. — Judy Tenuta