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Some guys say it with flowers," Tucker said. "I bring you arson reports. — Josh Lanyon

I can't figure out where you put all that," Tucker observed. "You eat like a horse." "It goes straight to my cock — Josh Lanyon

Most people don't fall out of love at the same time. One person always wants more than the other person can give them. And that ends in bitterness. — Josh Lanyon

Law enforcement hardened you. It made you cynical about people. Even people you loved. The people who deserved your unconditional trust. — Josh Lanyon

The best fiction captures the truth of real life. — Josh Lanyon

You got a little bit of an attitude, Mr. English, if you don't mind my saying so. I don't mind. — Josh Lanyon

I never meant to get involved with you, Adrien. Rest easy; you're not. — Josh Lanyon

You say potato, I say potahto." "I say rice pilaf. I say you're trying to distract me with talk of side dishes. — Josh Lanyon

A wolf cannot outrun its shadow. — Josh Lanyon

Have I ever told you, you look like Monty Clift? he inquired in a deep, seductive voice.
Before or after the accident? — Josh Lanyon

No one was in better position than I to know how easily shyness gets misread for arrogance or coldness or indifference. — Josh Lanyon

One thing I've noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed. — Josh Lanyon

I'm never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face? — Josh Lanyon

What the hell was it that people loved so much about the great outdoors? It was just one fatal accident after another waiting to happen. — Josh Lanyon

I didn't approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it. — Josh Lanyon

To find them all in one package ... well, perhaps better not to dwell on his package in my fragile state. — Josh Lanyon

The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera. — Josh Lanyon

He needed fresh air and sunshine. A walk in the woods and afterward a good book to read by the fire.
Yeah, that was the life. — Josh Lanyon

She shrugged another plump shoulder. "I never listened to Porter when he got going."
Ah. At last. The secret to a successful marriage. — Josh Lanyon

People did terrible things to each other- and half the time they did it by accident. — Josh Lanyon

It was nearly five before Jake walked in. He was sunburnt, wet, and smelled faintly of fish. Sexy as hell. Don't ask me to explain. — Josh Lanyon

WTF was my problem? — Josh Lanyon

I'm a thirty-something gay man with a dodgy heart. I sell books for a living. Who wants to read about that? — Josh Lanyon

I want people to react to my work, to think, to question, to challenge, to cry and laugh and feel. — Josh Lanyon

You're not sure because you're feeling pretty stiff and achy, and — Josh Lanyon

You're Professor Mills? The new one who teaches history?
As opposed to the old Professor Mills who preached overthrow of the government? — Josh Lanyon

That's the thing about sex. So much of it is just plain awkward, clumsy, are-you-sure-this-is-going-to-fit-I-think-they-forgot-to-include-the-washers. — Josh Lanyon

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. — Josh Lanyon

Homosexuality just wasn't what it used to be in the Golden Age of mystery writing. — Josh Lanyon

I caught sight of Fraser in a pair of tight black Speedos. Ugh. Did he have a permit to carry that thing in public? — Josh Lanyon

This is like dating. This is...weird. — Josh Lanyon

The only thing I'm sure of is wherever you are is where I belong. — Josh Lanyon

I don't know if real courage lies in storming barricades or simply not denying the truth. — Josh Lanyon

Eyes closed, I murmured, "Are you kissing it better?"
"Am I?"
"I think so. My lips hurt too. — Josh Lanyon

You're crazy about me, Elliot ... "
"You know how I know, Elliot?" ...
"I know how you feel because I feel the same way. — Josh Lanyon

We all have our methods for coping and they usually happen behind closed doors. — Josh Lanyon

He had firsthand knowledge of getting punched in the face, and it was an experience he didn't want to repeat. — Josh Lanyon

Why did we all crave love so badly when half the time it left us annihilated? — Josh Lanyon

A muscle moved in Tucker's jaw. He said, You mean you want berating space. I breath better when you are close by. — Josh Lanyon

First of all, ideas aren't the hard part. Secondly, there are no new ideas, only the author's unique execution. — Josh Lanyon

Maybe that was what grown-up life was really about. Doing what everyone else thought you should do. — Josh Lanyon

Nothing so simple nor yet so intense as a kiss between lovers. — Josh Lanyon

People loved you in the way they knew how - and often it was not the way you knew. Or needed. — Josh Lanyon

Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough. — Josh Lanyon

Hearts got broken every day. Nobody died from that. But it did kind of fade the sunlight and drain the color from the days. — Josh Lanyon

Kit, you're forty. You look thirty. You act ... well, never mind. You're carrying on like you think you're seventy — Josh Lanyon

It was tempting to view your family as an extension of yourself, but it was a mistake. — Josh Lanyon

You couldn't hurt a fly.
Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately harmless. — Josh Lanyon

I want to fuck you in those glasses. — Josh Lanyon

Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself. — Josh Lanyon

You feel rain in a used bookstore. The old pages pick up the damp and mustiness like old bones do rheumatism. — Josh Lanyon

You were the first in every way that counted. — Josh Lanyon

What the hell were the odds of attracting two stalkers within a year? Was it my aftershave? — Josh Lanyon

Well, well," he said. "This can't be a coincidence."
"It could," I said. "The odds aren't high, but they do exist."
"Uh-huh. — Josh Lanyon

I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man. — Josh Lanyon

They will rue the day," Tucker growled. — Josh Lanyon

Was floozy the kind of job that required good references? Matt doubted it, but he refrained from saying so. — Josh Lanyon

If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity — Josh Lanyon

Vintage books, old china, antiques; maybe I love old things so much because I feel impermanent myself. — Josh Lanyon

Don't say anything against indies. They're very sensitive. One hint of elitism and they'll be organizing a twitcott. — Josh Lanyon

'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?'
I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'Is this about to get kinky?' — Josh Lanyon

Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder. — Josh Lanyon

I know that asshole you were with in college
"
"Can we leave that asshole out of it?"
Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time. — Josh Lanyon

There was always one person more devoted than the other in a relationship, right? — Josh Lanyon

Being alone wasn't nearly as lonely as being with people who didn't love you — Josh Lanyon

It was dark." "I'd know you in the dark, Tucker." Tucker's eyes flashed up to meet Elliot's. He said curtly. "Yeah. I'd know you too. — Josh Lanyon

When I get back to L.A. I'm going to buy myself a Blackberry and a slew of French-cuffed shirts. Possibly a nipple ring. — Josh Lanyon

There are few things in this life more bamboo-under-fingernails than good poetry read aloud badly-unless it is bad poetry read aloud badly. — Josh Lanyon

I prefer creatures with the proper amount of legs. Two or four are good. Six, eight, or none ... that's just not right. — Josh Lanyon

Well, Hodge, wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake. — Josh Lanyon

Welcome to the closet, I thought, is it dark in here or is just me — Josh Lanyon

I thought they expected you to be controversial at UCLA?"
"I believe the Board of Regents draws the line at sacrificial murder. — Josh Lanyon

This could be heaven or this could be hell'?"
"A lot will depend on the mattress. — Josh Lanyon

Cynicism. I liked that in a man. — Josh Lanyon

Just so you know,If I have to be shackled to someone, I'd choose you everytime. — Josh Lanyon

How sad that I couldn't get myself sober to share a life with him, but I could do it to show him I didn't need him. — Josh Lanyon

Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I'm very fond of me. I would miss me a lot. — Josh Lanyon

Love ... doesn't happen every day. It doesn't happen at all for some people — Josh Lanyon

I do not want this cat. No, Nat. Not in a hat. Not in my flat. Not in the store, not anymore, just out the door.
if you please. — Josh Lanyon

Did he want to put a cock ring on me or did he fear I wanted to put a wedding ring on him? — Josh Lanyon

If you even try to die, I'll kill you myself, Tucker had said in a choky voice — Josh Lanyon

They lived seven hundred miles - and a couple universes - apart. — Josh Lanyon

West, pull your head out of your easel. Boxner — Josh Lanyon

'You know what I thought the first time I saw you?'
'No.'
'Point of no return.' — Josh Lanyon

A lot of kids are shocked at the idea of people over thirty having sex. (Max) — Josh Lanyon

Maybe he had a gaydar anti-cloaking device. — Josh Lanyon

My mother made a sound that from a lesser woman would have been a snort. — Josh Lanyon

He looked okay. No, to be honest. He looked a lot better than okay. He looked ... fine. Fine, as in get the Chiffons over here to sing a chorus. — Josh Lanyon

I determinedly weaved my way through the crowd, hauling my medical apparatus behind me like my little red wagon. — Josh Lanyon

I think it was Mark Twain who said, Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like. — Josh Lanyon

I hadn't liked him at first. He did sort of grow on you after a while. Like the cosmopolitans. Or maybe because of the cosmopolitans. — Josh Lanyon

That's one of the oldest tricks in the world, Adrien-with-an-e. — Josh Lanyon

Drink your coffee
people in Africa are sleeping. — Josh Lanyon

I can't "Think of a nicer way to commit suicde."
That's good."I can't think of a better way to commit murder — Josh Lanyon

Then, like a born and bred asshole, he added to the sheriff, He writes murder mysteries. — Josh Lanyon

And why is it the best looking ones are always straight? — Josh Lanyon

I'm not insane. This is very simple, very straightforward. Provided he doesn't kill me, it's foolproof. — Josh Lanyon

You don't look so hot, Adrien."
"Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day."
His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it. — Josh Lanyon

Tiffs among the faggots were apparently the stuff of quiet merriment. — Josh Lanyon

You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face. — Josh Lanyon