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Why don't you grab a chair," I joked, "and sit down!"
And then, like she so often did, Mary smiled. — Luis Carlos Montalvan
And then, like she so often did, Mary smiled. — Luis Carlos Montalvan
I always joked with my parents. I told them, 'If I don't make it as an actor, my fallback is musician.'
— Oscar Isaac
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
— Tara Sivec
The weak may be joked out of anything but their weakness.
— Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann
So basically you're just a fucking train wreck?" she joked.
"I prefer conflicted," I corrected. — Chasta Schneider
"I prefer conflicted," I corrected. — Chasta Schneider
I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.
— Lisi Harrison
Nobody just said, 'Here, be a star!' I've joked many times that I was a seven-year overnight success.
— Cheryl Ladd
Don't run from the police, my uncle had always joked when we'd watched Cops years ago. You'll only go to jail tired.
— Anonymous
These new helmets can read your thoughts, too," Ray joked. "But you have to think in Russian.
— Ernest Cline
First Rule of the coven is-"
"We don't talk about the coven?" I joked, but my Fight Club reference was not well received. — C.E. Dimond
"We don't talk about the coven?" I joked, but my Fight Club reference was not well received. — C.E. Dimond
Her mother often joked that Marjorie must have been birthed from a cocoa nut, split open and wide.
— Yaa Gyasi
He'd better stay the hell away from you or I will whip out the lawnmower on his ass," she declared.
"That move's not for ass use," I joked — Tammara Webber
"That move's not for ass use," I joked — Tammara Webber
We joked that unrequited, or in this case unconsummated, love affairs are the only ones that last forever.
— Barbara Demick
I have joked before that there is a good chance that I might retire before Tendulkar.
— Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Instead, she'd let it get even more overgrown and cobwebbed. We'd always joked that it would be a good place to bury a body. It couldn't be.
— Gillian Flynn
Vidal himself joked that at a certain age lawsuits took the place of sex.
— Christopher Bram
I joked recently that I thought 30 seconds a day for three years would be the best way to enjoy it, and I'm going to stand by that statement.
— Mitchell Hurwitz
When he picked out the [gravesite] plot, my father had joked that he was moving, at last, to the suburbs.
— Marco Roth
I come from a family of bankers and lawyers, and they joked that they can't believe I'm the one that gets to go to the White House.
— Thom Browne
I've joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both.
— Carla Gugino
I don't think my social media obsession is dangerous. I joked.
— Cambria Hebert
Bree smiled at me. "Don't worry about me. I think I can handle him. In fact, I want to handle him," she joked. "All over.
— Cate Tiernan
Hope, he joked. Always the last to die.
— Jose Eduardo Agualusa
Well, I'm glad that you and I are now so comfortable in our relationship that you can advise me on how to seduce my professor, I joked.
— Zack Love
My kids always joked that I spent more time cooking the birds' food than I have cooking for them. And it's probably true.
— Roz Chast
Meanwhile London Mayor Boris Johnson 'joked' that women only go to university because 'they've got to find men to marry' (hilarious, no?) and
— Laura Bates
I joked and laughed about things that made other less wounded hearts weep, and I'd learned to harden myself against loss and death.
— Gregory David Roberts
Handsome couple. "In other words, we clean up well," Kent joked. "Indeed, you do," I said, and was pleased to know my voice had found itself again.
— Debbie Macomber
I joked with the anesthesiologist for a while, and then a nurse handed me a baby.
— Matthew Amster-Burton
I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a joke.
— Lish McBride
One leader even joked, You should see what we say about you.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton