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Why don't you grab a chair," I joked, "and sit down!"And then, like she so often did, Mary smiled. — Luis Carlos Montalvan
I always joked with my parents. I told them, 'If I don't make it as an actor, my fallback is musician.'
— Oscar Isaac
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
— Tara Sivec
The weak may be joked out of anything but their weakness.
— Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann
So basically you're just a fucking train wreck?" she joked."I prefer conflicted," I corrected. — Chasta Schneider
I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.
— Lisi Harrison
Nobody just said, 'Here, be a star!' I've joked many times that I was a seven-year overnight success.
— Cheryl Ladd
These new helmets can read your thoughts, too," Ray joked. "But you have to think in Russian.
— Ernest Cline
First Rule of the coven is-""We don't talk about the coven?" I joked, but my Fight Club reference was not well received. — C.E. Dimond
Her mother often joked that Marjorie must have been birthed from a cocoa nut, split open and wide.
— Yaa Gyasi
He'd better stay the hell away from you or I will whip out the lawnmower on his ass," she declared."That move's not for ass use," I joked — Tammara Webber
We joked that unrequited, or in this case unconsummated, love affairs are the only ones that last forever.
— Barbara Demick
I have joked before that there is a good chance that I might retire before Tendulkar.
— Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Instead, she'd let it get even more overgrown and cobwebbed. We'd always joked that it would be a good place to bury a body. It couldn't be.
— Gillian Flynn
Vidal himself joked that at a certain age lawsuits took the place of sex.
— Christopher Bram
I joked recently that I thought 30 seconds a day for three years would be the best way to enjoy it, and I'm going to stand by that statement.
— Mitchell Hurwitz
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When he picked out the [gravesite] plot, my father had joked that he was moving, at last, to the suburbs.
— Marco Roth
I've joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both.
— Carla Gugino
I don't think my social media obsession is dangerous. I joked.
— Cambria Hebert
Bree smiled at me. "Don't worry about me. I think I can handle him. In fact, I want to handle him," she joked. "All over.
— Cate Tiernan
Hope, he joked. Always the last to die.
— Jose Eduardo Agualusa
I joked and laughed about things that made other less wounded hearts weep, and I'd learned to harden myself against loss and death.
— Gregory David Roberts
Handsome couple. "In other words, we clean up well," Kent joked. "Indeed, you do," I said, and was pleased to know my voice had found itself again.
— Debbie Macomber
I joked with the anesthesiologist for a while, and then a nurse handed me a baby.
— Matthew Amster-Burton
One leader even joked, You should see what we say about you.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
