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Joke Life Quotes By Charlotte Shane: I am still capable of feeling used. I

I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke. — Charlotte Shane

Joke Life Quotes By Susan Elizabeth Phillips: [Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Joke Life Quotes By David Sedaris: I had no job at the time and

I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings. — David Sedaris

Joke Life Quotes By Andy Kaufman: I never told a joke in my life.

I never told a joke in my life. — Andy Kaufman

Joke Life Quotes By Matt Nix: People joke about me that I talk in

People joke about me that I talk in voiceovers. I have that sort of inflection. But I do talk in voiceovers. I have done it my whole life. — Matt Nix

Joke Life Quotes By Rachel Cohn: Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke — Rachel Cohn

Joke Life Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Everything about life is a joke. Don't you

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? — Kurt Vonnegut

Joke Life Quotes By Rossana Condoleo: Never joke about the job of your friend.

Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity! — Rossana Condoleo

Joke Life Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: A life was a life. She'd been orphaned

A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise, salvation. — Barbara Kingsolver

Joke Life Quotes By Harry Toh Jun Shen: Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You

Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious — Harry Toh Jun Shen

Joke Life Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Joke Life Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke

Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Joke Life Quotes By Cinda Williams Chima: You do not respond to an attempt on

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima

Joke Life Quotes By Deyth Banger: CUT!...Cut......FUCKING CUT IT!....Where is the fucking screenplay?

CUT!

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Cut...

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FUCKING CUT IT!

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Where is the fucking screenplay? — Deyth Banger

Joke Life Quotes By Teresa Mummert: This isn't a joke. This is life or

This isn't a joke. This is life or fucking death, Lily. I am trying to save you."
"Save me from who?"
"From me, darlin'. — Teresa Mummert

Joke Life Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: A joke is a very serious thing.

A joke is a very serious thing. — Winston S. Churchill

Joke Life Quotes By Hannah Simone: Often women are pitted against each other for

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. — Hannah Simone

Joke Life Quotes By Janet Jackson: Too many lives go up in smoke -

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke. — Janet Jackson

Joke Life Quotes By Mac Miller: If life a joke then I'm waiting for

If life a joke then I'm waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I'm bout the bun. — Mac Miller

Joke Life Quotes By W.S. Gilbert: Life is a joke that's just begun.

Life is a joke that's just begun. — W.S. Gilbert

Joke Life Quotes By Fernando Perez: Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives

Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic. — Fernando Perez

Joke Life Quotes By Howie Mandel: I needed time to stand back and go

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. — Howie Mandel

Joke Life Quotes By David Arnold: Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines

Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke. — David Arnold

Joke Life Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and

I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything. — Santosh Kalwar

Joke Life Quotes By Bob Dylan: There are many here among us who feel

There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. — Bob Dylan

Joke Life Quotes By Chandan Sharma: If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

Joke Life Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard

Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard about Life and had seen the joke. — Terry Pratchett

Joke Life Quotes By Gregory David Roberts: If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. — Gregory David Roberts

Joke Life Quotes By Cindy McCain: Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life

Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her, — Cindy McCain

Joke Life Quotes By Paulo Coelho: Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no

Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho

Joke Life Quotes By Me: Life is a joke and the only choice

Life is a joke and the only choice we have is whether or not to laugh. - Generic CH 2 — Me

Joke Life Quotes By Red Skelton: I won't mind dying if I can tell

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. — Red Skelton

Joke Life Quotes By Lia Habel: Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support.

Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. As wrong as that joke is. — Lia Habel

Joke Life Quotes By Sandra Chami Kassis: I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Joke Life Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: Death often is the point of life's joke.

Death often is the point of life's joke. — Vladimir Nabokov

Joke Life Quotes By Maureen Johnson: It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson

Joke Life Quotes By Albert Camus: Knowing we all gonna die makes life a

Knowing we all gonna die makes life a joke — Albert Camus

Joke Life Quotes By Mark Manson: You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence

You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarrassment to others. — Mark Manson

Joke Life Quotes By Christopher Guest: I rarely joke unless I'm in front of

I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. — Christopher Guest

Joke Life Quotes By Betty Smith: You must learn to take a joke, Francie,

You must learn to take a joke, Francie, otherwise life will be pretty hard on you. — Betty Smith

Joke Life Quotes By Alexander Pushkin: Fickle as water, our life is as dreamlike

Fickle as water,
our life is as dreamlike as smoke
- at our expense,
fate's private joke.
-The Bronze Horseman — Alexander Pushkin

Joke Life Quotes By Allan Dare Pearce: Everything in life is not a joke.""No, but

Everything in life is not a joke."

"No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce

Joke Life Quotes By Louis-Ferdinand Celine: Life must go on, even if it's no

Life must go on, even if it's no joke ... just pretend to believe in the future. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Joke Life Quotes By Honeya: Never make a person feel, that he/she is

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya

Joke Life Quotes By Amanda Palmer: WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF

WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF LIFE, THAT'S WHEN THE DARKNESS TAKES OVER. — Amanda Palmer

Joke Life Quotes By Arthur Miller: A play is made by sensing how the

A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke. — Arthur Miller

Joke Life Quotes By Richard Russo: Life may be a grand folly, as you

Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt of it. — Richard Russo

Joke Life Quotes By T. S. Eliot: The remarkable thing about television is that it

The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. — T. S. Eliot

Joke Life Quotes By Jack Handy: I hope life isn't a big joke, because

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. — Jack Handy

Joke Life Quotes By Kresley Cole: In general, I tried not to take myself

In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. — Kresley Cole

Joke Life Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes

Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes were underwear models, including his new roommate. His life was a joke. Julie seemed — Cassandra Clare

Joke Life Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Trust Emmett to find the joke in the

Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life. — Stephenie Meyer

Joke Life Quotes By Tone-Loc: I lived that life for real, so to

I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean? — Tone-Loc

Joke Life Quotes By Rick Riordan: Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan

Joke Life Quotes By Lynda Barry: In life there are always these things happening

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry

Joke Life Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Joke Life Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Or maybe it was just that my life

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer

Joke Life Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: I have never been able to see life

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein

Joke Life Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Hey, that's life, flick it off if you

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman

Joke Life Quotes By Jonathan Woodrow: all the hardships in life were all a

all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow

Joke Life Quotes By Rick Riordan: It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan

Joke Life Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar

Joke Life Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

Joke Life Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: What if life is just a cosmic joke,

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett

Joke Life Quotes By Heather Sellers: When something makes no sense, sometimes you make

When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers

Joke Life Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: Life is too important to be taken as

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Joke Life Quotes By Steven Bochco: I remember practically every joke I've ever heard

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. — Steven Bochco

Joke Life Quotes By Stephen King: As if life were a joke, and heaven

As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There — Stephen King

Joke Life Quotes By Criss Jami: Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself,

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami

Joke Life Quotes By Milton Berle: I never stole a joke in my life.

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

Joke Life Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

Joke Life Quotes By Richelle Mead: You make a joke out of everything.Life's too

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

Joke Life Quotes By Andrew Barger: If you can't laugh at your life, then

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

Joke Life Quotes By Dohee: You only get one chance at life, not

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee

Joke Life Quotes By Publilius Syrus: If life is merely a joke, the question

If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
No one knows what he can do till he tries. — Publilius Syrus

Joke Life Quotes By Katie Kacvinsky: Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing.

Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy is just the art of making light of life's sufferings. Turning all your pain into a joke. — Katie Kacvinsky

Joke Life Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

Joke Life Quotes By Carrie Fisher: Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line. — Carrie Fisher

Joke Life Quotes By Agatha Christie: All life is a jest, Imhotep - and

All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie

Joke Life Quotes By Marty Rubin: A good joke is life laughing at itself.

A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin

Joke Life Quotes By Cameron Jace: Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married,

Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They — Cameron Jace

Joke Life Quotes By Janvier Chouteu-Chando: Life is a mighty joke that is not

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Joke Life Quotes By Jack London: God is bad, truth is a cheat, and

God is bad, truth is a cheat, and life is a joke. — Jack London

Joke Life Quotes By Chloe Neill: If you can't make a joke at a

If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill

Joke Life Quotes By Garrison Keillor: You can go your whole life and not

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. — Garrison Keillor

Joke Life Quotes By Lisa M. Cronkhite: Life is a joke. Laugh out loud.

Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. — Lisa M. Cronkhite

Joke Life Quotes By Kresley Cole: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE — Kresley Cole

Joke Life Quotes By Petra Hermans: Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The

Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans

Joke Life Quotes By Andy Roddick: I'll be the first to admit it, the

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick

Joke Life Quotes By Stephan Attia: Life is a joke, even though it is

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

Joke Life Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: If life is a joke, let us play

If life is a joke, let us play it. — Santosh Kalwar