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People treat you as badly as you let them treat you. Key word there: let. — Karen Marie Moning

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green

Three hundred men, each of whom knows all the other, govern the fate of the European continent, and they elect their successors from their entourage. — Walther Rathenau

It's funny what people will do to be remembered. — John Green

Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. — John Green

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said.
"Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green

No headboards were broken. — John Green

I kind of think that everyone who disagrees with me is wrong. — John Green

Papa Ubu: Captain Bordure, I've decided to make you Duke of Lithuania. — Alfred Jarry

Oh my god, I am a banana. — John Green

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

Compassion is a verb. — Thich Nhat Hanh

I can be very lazy sometimes. Really lethargic! — Charlie McDermott

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. — John Green

...Your love is evident,' she says. 'But, darling, sometimes the ballet does not love us back. — Jennifer Longo

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green

What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows. — John Green

Are you trying to be subtle? Because I know you're talking about the honeybunnyless prom tragedy that is my life. — John Green

God will punish the wicked. But before He does, we will. — John Green

Funny thing, talking to ghosts," he said. "You can't tell if you're making up their answers or if they are really talking to you. — John Green

Mere parsimony is not economy. Expense, and great expense, may be an essential part in true economy. — Edmund Burke

I love it when you talk medical to me," he said — John Green

She is funny without ever being mean. — John Green

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting. — John Green

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me. — John Green

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

This one's for Alaska Young! — John Green

I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. — John Green

I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help. — Kelly Osbourne

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green

Just imagine what you are losing just because you are not reading! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah