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Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: If you are clinically insane, by which I If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3). — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jo Brand: Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny. — Jo Brand
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Mix an anorexic body with a heart made Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends' houses so they don't see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: The only person to ever look good in The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: This car is more fun than the entire This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I'm not capable of having an affair. You I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: In Italy, you sometimes get the impression they'd In Italy, you sometimes get the impression they'd be happier to lose the Ppe than lose their right to drive like maniacs. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Some say that he has no understanding of Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: If a football official were to call for If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Telling people at a dinner party you drive Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: If we build three million new houses by If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them? — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Owning a TVR in the past was like Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: My epiglottis is full of bees! My epiglottis is full of bees! — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Column writing is like gas - it fills Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I don't think I am particularly funny. In I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from Sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. Americans are good at herding Bison. The end. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: There are many rules for the elderly in There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think I think people who watch 'Top Gear' think they're the only ones watching it, which I quite like, because it can hopefully last for a long time. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled I'd like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I started to realise that being impolite saves I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: When you've finished using a car, put the When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: God may have created the world in six God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'? — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I'm a horse of a man! I'm a horse of a man! — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius. Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: All this health and safety talk is just All this health and safety talk is just killing me. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: It couldn't pull a greased stick out of It couldn't pull a greased
stick out of a pig's bottom — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm I have had an amazingly fortunate life. I'm a child from Yorkshire, which is sort of like Cleveland without the pretty bits. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By James May: I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death. — James May
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: This is perfect for India because everyone who This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Do not cruise through red lights. Because if Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: I like to be loved by my children, I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me. — Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: In Conisborough there's no Hoxton Square to bring In Conisborough there's no Hoxton Square to bring a bit of light relief. It's just mile after mile of broken windows and the bloody Earth Centre. — Jeremy Clarkson