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I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics. — Jen Kirkman

Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue. — Jen Kirkman

If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year. — Jen Kirkman

People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. — Jen Kirkman

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman

Sitcoms are what got me excited about show business. — Jen Kirkman

I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion. — Jen Kirkman

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, This is the best way for people to find out about me. — Jen Kirkman

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously. — Jen Kirkman

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family. — Jen Kirkman

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. — Jen Kirkman

like as long as you're cleaning up some living thing's poop after age thirty, family members really respect that lifestyle choice. — Jen Kirkman

tantrum. I don't want to have a baby but sometimes I want to be a baby because it's socially acceptable for them to cry and scream in public. — Jen Kirkman

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do. — Jen Kirkman

A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids. — Jen Kirkman

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage. — Jen Kirkman

I don't like to joke about dating. — Jen Kirkman

I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' — Jen Kirkman

Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first. — Jen Kirkman

I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something. — Jen Kirkman

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians. — Jen Kirkman

I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves. — Jen Kirkman

And perhaps the best reason of all: "Kids? What the fuck am I going to do with a kid? — Jen Kirkman

I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act. — Jen Kirkman

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it. — Jen Kirkman

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny. — Jen Kirkman

The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a child. — Jen Kirkman

I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A. — Jen Kirkman

I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old. — Jen Kirkman

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died. — Jen Kirkman

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' — Jen Kirkman

I'm not a big fan of young people. — Jen Kirkman

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids. — Jen Kirkman

I think people with anxiety do different things during different years. — Jen Kirkman

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that. — Jen Kirkman

I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!" — Jen Kirkman

Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine. — Jen Kirkman

A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me. — Jen Kirkman

Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make. — Jen Kirkman

Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license. — Jen Kirkman