Jelly Quotes
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Jelly Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.
— Gena Showalter
Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how?
— Diana Y. Paul
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
— Jase Robertson
There are two things I like stiff and one of them's jelly.
— Nellie Melba
I like my squishy, red, high-heeled Vivienne Westwood jelly shoes. They make you seem like you're much more of a go-er.
— Nina Conti
I've got swag! You jelly?
— Various
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
— Mario Diaz-Balart
When the tide of misfortune moves over you, even jelly will break your teeth - Persian Proverb
— Jennifer Fallon
I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.
— Hayley Orrantia
Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings.
— Jelly Roll Morton
I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever, and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.
— Jeff Koons
My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.
— Jelly Roll Morton
Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools.
— Cecelia Ahern
One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.
— Virginia Woolf
Tell me. I must know how to hunt Jelly Babies.
— Rick Riordan
Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly.
— Tariq Ali
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
— Dick Van Dyke
People appeared enormously foolish to him. He understood that they were only animated cavities full of jelly and strings and liquids.
— David Guterson
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots."
"Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. — Janet Evanovich
"Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. — Janet Evanovich
Take some jelly take some fish
— Julian Smith
Scrolls, notebooks, tablet computers, daggers, and a large bowl filled with jelly beans,
— Rick Riordan
out vile jelly! where is thy lustre now
— William Shakespeare
Writing is like eating Jelly with chopsticks. You know where you want the food to go, but you just can't get it there.
— Joanne McDonnell
For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.
— Joanne Fluke
I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
This thing called love, it cries like a baby in a cradle all night. It swings, it jives, it shakes all over like a jelly fish. I kinda like it.
— Queen Elizabeth II
People think when you're moving in Zero-G, it's like moving in jelly. But it's not. You're completely free to move however fast as you want.
— Asa Butterfield
I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.
— Rosen Trevithick
Pass the raspberry jam, please." "It's called jelly in the States." Zander handed over the tiny jar of compote.
— Karina Bliss
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.
— Jozy Altidore
It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.
— Lewis Carroll
I grew up in the '90s, so I've definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens.
— Devin Kelley
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
— Jim Butcher
You feel pretty ,manly to me," I breathed out, all jelly-legged with half-mast eyes.
"And you feel like a woman worthy of a fight, Ms.Greene. — L.J. Shen
"And you feel like a woman worthy of a fight, Ms.Greene. — L.J. Shen
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.
— Lisa Rinna
Pain skewered his guts again, and fresh blood squirted out into his hand. It felt like warm jelly. He put his head back
— Stephen King
Rejoice at the death and cry at the birth: New Orleans sticks close to the Scriptures.
— Jelly Roll Morton
Roll me in sugar and call me a fuckin jelly-doughnut!
— Stephen King
All human endeavors are the achievements of the little specks of jelly in your head.
— Abhijit Naskar
The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.
— Dick Gregory
For a movie - any movie - to work, all the bread has to fall jelly side up; everything has to go right. You have to hit the zeitgeist.
— Jon Favreau
I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.
— Gene Simmons
Jazz music is a style, not compositions; any kind of music may be played in Jazz if one has the knowledge.
— Jelly Roll Morton
I can't do nuttin' for you man
Go lean on shells answer man
I can't do nuttin' for ya man
You jumped out of the jelly into a jam — Flava Flav
Go lean on shells answer man
I can't do nuttin' for ya man
You jumped out of the jelly into a jam — Flava Flav
You know, there are several gay men on the faculty. Professor Montag makes jelly beans look colorless( ... )
— Tara Lain
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
— Gene Mauch
If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.
— Barbara Johnson
I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.
— Fiorello H. La Guardia
Jazz music is to be played sweet, soft, plenty rhythm.
— Jelly Roll Morton
Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.
— Bobby Flay
Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn't they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O'Belly?
— Penny Reid
It is evidently known, beyond contradiction, that New Orleans is the cradle of Jazz and I, myself, happened to be the creator in the year 1902.
— Jelly Roll Morton
Another thing he laid in when he'd committed himself to one last marijuana vacation was petroleum jelly.
— David Foster Wallace
Bingo swayed like a jelly in a high wind.
— P.G. Wodehouse
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
— Billy Joel
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.
— Madonna Ciccone
I think I'm most nervous about revealing how nervous I have always been. People think me calm, confident, poised. Inside I'm a jelly ...
— Stephen Fry
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Oh man," Powell said, laughing in disbelief. "Do they fire lightning out of their asses, too? Do they cum nuclear jelly? What else, huh?
— Tim Lebbon
Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts?
— Margaret Laurence
Bone-char is a granular material produced by charring animal bones. Bone- char is used to refine crude oil into petroleum jelly.
— Kayla Fioravanti
I've just fallen on some bad luck and landed jelly side down.
— Barbara Kingsolver
What would angel lips taste like? Sunshine? Marshmallows? Or something altogether different? Maybe buttered-popcorn jelly beans.
— Lisa M. Basso
When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it.
— Adriana Lima
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.
— Bob Dylan
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
— Charles M. Schulz
Here's to Mulberry Jane
She made jam when she came
Somebody cut off her feet
Now jelly rolls in the street. — Lou Reed
She made jam when she came
Somebody cut off her feet
Now jelly rolls in the street. — Lou Reed
Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.
— P.G. Wodehouse
The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked.
— Amie Kaufman
I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That
— Julie Ann Walker
Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.
— Andrew Cormier
But she thought the men's brains had turned to jelly. They couldn't see straight. Faced with a pretty woman they all seemed to lose their reason.
— Ann Cleeves
He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.
— Clement Clarke Moore
I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly.
— Jennifer Hudson
If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.
— Magdalena VandenBerg
He smirked and sat up "Simmer down, Jelly Bean.
— Stacey O'Neale
Faith without works is like Peanut Butter without Jelly, Ham without Cheese, and Kool aid without Sugar. God helps those that help themselves
— Autumn Crum
My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick.
— Pamela Anderson