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I will never stop being pissed. He has now created a 'lifetime of seeking vengeance' scenario. — Jeff Strand

He didn't seem like somebody you'd want to invite to a party unless you'd already given up on it. — Jeff Strand

I won't say the pain was indescribable, since there are plenty of good descriptive words: excruciating, agonizing, unbearable, and so on. — Jeff Strand

Science is organised knowledge. — Herbert Spencer

I never cared about money or fame, and I don't care now. I follow the groove, and money always follows. — Quincy Jones

I fell asleep right away. It was a deep sleep, the kind I used to enjoy in study hall. — Jeff Strand

When I get on the airplane, I put on the eye mask. And I travel a lot so I use it all the time. — Jill Stuart

I train to be the best in the world on my worst day — Ronda Rousey

Tipsy isn't a miracle wonder cat. That was always the deal: you'd get your cat back, but he'd be sort of creepy. We discussed this. — Jeff Strand

But being hit in the face with monkey poo is something that, deep inside, we all believe happens only to other people. — Jeff Strand

When I was little, my dad used to say, "Son, guilt doesn't make a very fluffy pillow. — Jeff Strand

They both had sub-machine guns. Yes, actual sub-machine guns. I couldn't believe it. — Jeff Strand

How about we meet tomorrow at Von's Gym, 6 A.M.?" I'd heard rumors that such an hour of the morning existed, but thus far it had been unconfirmed. — Jeff Strand

Culinary incompetence could explain the first six or seven meals, but more than that had to be culinary malice. — Jeff Strand

For an individual fully to play himself, rather than to sound like someone else, is possibly the hardest thing to do. — Gary Bartz

Is someone in my tree?" I fought panic, and through Herculean effort managed to keep my pants dry. "No," I answered. She wasn't fooled. — Jeff Strand

What was he supposed to do besides break the living room window? Stand outside whacking off while she grabbed a cell phone and called for help? — Jeff Strand

The supreme truth is that nothing ever is born. — Gaudapada

But in the same way a man's nose and ears become exaggerated as he ages, so do the psychological issues that define him. We — Noah Hawley

To read is to humble yourself to learn and to love yourself to be entertained. — Miranda A. Uyeh