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Greg starts a middle school and asks: Whyis "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says
people need to shave twice a day. — Jeff Kinney
Manny has it made in church
— Jeff Kinney
And if you don't spend every second outdoors, people think there's someting wrong with you.
— Jeff Kinney
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.
— Jeff Kinney
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley,
— Jeff Kinney
hopefully Mr. Blakely won't be too mad when he sees his
— Jeff Kinney
that if you don't read nobody does
— Jeff Kinney
So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.
— Jeff Kinney
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
— Jeff Kinney
I think goodreads is the best place to look for books
— Jeff Kinney
I'm basically one of the best people I know.
— Jeff Kinney
fish and visitors stink in 3 days.
— Jeff Kinney
Jeff Kinney's 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' series and Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' books got 49,323,701 kids reading.
— Jon Scieszka
I think it's important for me to keep my childhood friends so that later on someone can appreciate how far I've come.
— Jeff Kinney
I'm an author whose strength is in gag-writing.
— Jeff Kinney
I think the most satisfying part about filmmaking is seeing a production in full bloom. When I write, I write in isolation.
— Jeff Kinney
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
— Jeff Kinney
Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.
— Jeff Kinney
Hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot
— Jeff Kinney
For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.
— Jeff Kinney
I just hope someone doesn't start the Cheese Touch up again, because I don't need that kind of stress in my life any more.
— Jeff Kinney
I'm not very charismatic or telegenic. I feel bad for the kids waiting three hours in line for their book to be signed.
— Jeff Kinney
And at least 95% of it was was totally outdated.
— Jeff Kinney
hope your birthday is hot hot hot
— Jeff Kinney
Hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!
— Jeff Kinney
You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.
— Jeff Kinney
Because it's our choices that makes us who we are ...
— Jeff Kinney
Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
— Jeff Kinney
My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.
— Jeff Kinney
I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget
— Jeff Kinney
i'm just glad i'm not in the swim team this summer
— Jeff Kinney
Jeff got an idea that might work. What if he wrote an illustrated journal from the point of view of a middle-school kid?
— Patrick Kinney
I was an average kid who had his wimpy moments.
— Jeff Kinney
It seems that when anything aimed at kids catches on, it causes the collective antennae of the older set to go up.
— Jeff Kinney
No matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.
— Jeff Kinney
I don't think of cartoons or comics as being for kids.
— Jeff Kinney
The best person I know is Myself.
— Jeff Kinney
It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.
— Jeff Kinney
But the thing I'm finding out is some people don't really appreciate it when you'r trying to be helpful.
— Jeff Kinney
I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!
— Jeff Kinney
I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.
— Jeff Kinney
Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.
— Jeff Kinney
Merit badges are these little patches you get for learning how to do all sorts of manly stuff.
— Jeff Kinney
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
— Jeff Kinney
step step step no no no plop plop plop in i go
— Jeff Kinney
Be yourself and people will like you.
— Jeff Kinney
