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The only time we get to fight the powers of darkness is during one of the kingdom's frequent power cuts
— Jasper Fforde
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
— Jasper Fforde
I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.
— Jasper Fforde
I just write books, and I do it without any notion of what I should do or shouldn't do.
— Jasper Fforde
The best plans are always the simplest.
— Jasper Fforde
I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.
— Jasper Carrott
Cal would go commando on Jasper's ass.
— Kristen Ashley
I am a deWinter. We do not froth.
— Cassandra Clare
Before, I suspected I might not amount to anything, and now I now I won't, so at least it takes away the wearisome burden of delusive hope
— Jasper Fforde
I wished I could share my own optimism.
— Jasper Fforde
Death cannot be avoided forever, but it can be postponed - in that respect it's very like the washing up.
— Jasper Fforde
I'm sure it's not all hot buttered crumpets out there in the breathing world of asphalt and heartbeats.
— Jasper Fforde
I would tend to say that I do what I do as well as possible and that most people don't.
— Jasper Johns
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
— Jasper Fforde
Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
— Jasper Johns
Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.
— Jasper Fforde
Humans are the most gloriously bizarre creatures.
— Jasper Fforde
It took me ten years and seven books to bag an agent - it took me that long to start writing good.
— Jasper Fforde
The opposition Prevailingwind Party led by Alfredo Traficcone
— Jasper Fforde
The horn . . . is the joint hardest instrument to learn. . . . (The other is the oboe).
— Jasper Rees
If you give children the freedom to do very little, quite a lot will do very little.
— Jasper Fforde
The only woman I have to be better than is the one I was yesterday...I have no competition.
— Dawn Jasper
Cash is always the deciding factor in such matters of moral politics; nothing ever gets done unless motivated by commerce or greed.
— Jasper Fforde
Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere.
— Jasper Fforde
Sometimes living in the BookWorld is like living in Legoland.
— Jasper Fforde
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
— Jasper Carrott
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One's range [of ideas] is limited by one's interests and imagination and by one's passion.
— Jasper Johns
Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.
— Jasper Fforde
Ordinary adults don't like children to speak of things that are denied them by their own gray minds.
— Jasper Fforde
We all aspire to be ourselves, an original character in a litany of fiction so vast that we know we cannot.
— Jasper Fforde
I'm beginning to think you're the sort of person who does a great deal with very little.He meant a liar. — Jasper Fforde
You'll like it here; everyone is quite mad.
— Jasper Fforde
People don't change just because you know more about them.
— Jasper Fforde
Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.
— Jasper Fforde
Everyone is of course free to interpret the work in his own way. I think seeing a picture is one thing and interpreting it is another.
— Jasper Johns
Strive for the Long Now
— Jasper Fforde
Though his death would not fill me with any sense of sadness, I would probably feel the loss. Even enemies are part of one.
— Jasper Fforde
I collect ex-boyfriends and more than five, at last count. — Jasper Fforde
... the known had been so long dwarfed by the unknown that confusion was an easy bedfellow.
— Jasper Fforde
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'.
— Jasper Carrott
The best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe
— Jasper Fforde
If only life were that simple; if one could jump to the good parts and flick through the bad -
— Jasper Fforde
I don't want my work to be an exposure of my feelings.
— Jasper Johns
My heart is yours. It beats for no one but you. Do you hear me? Only you."~Jasper White Surrender to Me — Monica James
There may or may not be an idea, and the meaning may just be that the painting exists.
— Jasper Johns
What you might consider a bad work can be of extreme interest to an artist in ways which are not about its being a good or bad.
— Jasper Johns
Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.
— Jasper Carrott
I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.
— Jasper Johns
Most of the power of painting comes through the manipulation of space ... but I don't understand that.
— Jasper Johns
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
— Jasper Fforde
I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.
— Jasper Carrott
One wants one's work to be the world, but of course it's never the world. The work is in the world; it never contains the whole thing.
— Jasper Johns
I am not strong on perfection.
— Jasper Johns
Generally, I am opposed to painting which is concerned with conceptions of simplicity. Everything looks busy to me.
— Jasper Johns
There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says ... it's payback time!
— Jasper Fforde
Jack said nothing. It was time to start putting his plan into action. Then he remembered: He didn't have one.
— Jasper Fforde
Got the rocket-propelled liquorice launcher handy?
— Jasper Fforde
I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
— Jasper Fforde
If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams.
— Jasper Fforde
How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?
— Jasper Fforde
When you work you learn something about what you are doing and you develop habits and procedures out of what you're doing.
— Jasper Johns
Every book should have a romance.
— Jasper Fforde
He said you were very dangerous.""No more dangerous than anyone else who dares to speak the truth. — Jasper Fforde
They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.
— Jasper Fforde
The course of true love rarely runs smooth.
— Jasper Fforde
Those that can be troubled to muse upon the meaning of life are general disappointed when they figure it out.
— Jasper Fforde
If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.And the journey starts NOW. — Jasper Fforde
The landscape inside Lord of the Rings was so stunning and so stupendous that it could be absorbed as a form of nourishment.
— Jasper Fforde
The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.
— Jasper Fforde
We have it on good authority that they might disguise it as a double entendre in a bedroom farce and deliver it up the rear entrance at Comedy.
— Jasper Fforde
I decided that if my work contained what I could identify as a likeness to other work, I would remove it.'
— Jasper Johns
Losing someone close to you is more haunting than a life of cursed solitude.~The Moon Master — Clara Diane Thompson
In order to fail, first you have to try.
— Jasper Fforde
Class clowns become actors.
— Jasper Fforde
Do I have to talk to insane people?""You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory. — Jasper Fforde
Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing.
— Jasper Fforde
Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened.
— Jasper Fforde
Besides, I punched him in the eye.
— Jasper Fforde
