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How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee? — William Shakespeare

It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant. — Jack Kirby

I am not showing off. I am just being expressive! — Nelson Jack

Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes. — Kresley Cole

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. — Jack Paar

At the beginning of 'Will and Grace', I played Jack as the funny next-door-neighbor type, as we've seen in the past. And I thought that was my role. — Sean Hayes

Once upon a time, Jack wouldn't have been caught dead in a princess rescue. — James Riley

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."
"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."
Smart-ass. — Kresley Cole

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall

I've never read a review from anybody that said, "I don't want to watch this anymore because it's just too funny. I laughed too much." — Jack Kenny

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. — Jack Paar

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha. — Jack Black

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. — Jack Handy

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. — Jack Whitehall

I always thought of this as God's country. — Jack Granatstein

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere? — Jack Vance

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. — Jack Whitehall

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. — Jack Benny

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. — Fred Allen

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra

Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca. — Jack Paar

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale