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Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators.
— Ellen DeGeneres
You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile.
— Cath Crowley
It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not.
— Gayle Forman
Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.
— Dave Matthews Band
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Does it hurt?"He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
— Eric Idle
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
— Casey Wilson
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
— Tommy Cooper
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
— Glen Hansard
You're chained up." A wince pulled at Safi's eyes. "I upset the Admiral." "Of course you did." "It's not funny.
— Susan Dennard
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
— Rita Rudner
If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.
— Adam McKay
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
Astrology is not an art, it is a disease.
— Maimonides
Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts.
— Durjoy Datta
If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
— Kate O'Brien
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
It's not fair! (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem.
— Jim Norton
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
— Thomas Keller
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
— Harold Ramis
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.
— Neil Gaiman
"And then we played Ping-Pong - ""Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man - I mean, it's so handy the way he keeps a stick up his - — Claire LaZebnik
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
— John Sandford
And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect.
— Vladimir Nabokov
There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up
— Jemaine Clement
It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting.
— Susanna Clarke
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Often it's not we who shape words, but the words we use that shape us." "You're a funny bookseller, you
— Nina George
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
— Marilyn Monroe
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.
— Martha Plimpton
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.
— James M. Barrie
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
— Katharine McPhee
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it.
— Hannah Vandegrift
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
— Jonathan Tropper
Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly. It's rather frivolous, actually.
— Frederick Lenz
It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.
— Linda Ellerbee
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
It's funny how we like labels. If I ever have a bookstore, I'm not going to put any labels on the sections.
— Audrey Niffenegger
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
— Heath Ledger
Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it.
— Adrienne Wilder
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?
— Eddie Izzard
Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.
— Robin Thede
I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.
— Kevin Dillon
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny.
— Julie Walters
What's wrong with her soul?" "Nothing. She's just not actually in possession of it. — Rachel Vincent
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be.
— Samantha Stroh Bailey
I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it.
— Merrie Haskell
Climate change is like my head: it's not visible in every instance, but I'm pretty darn sure it's there.
— Kevin Focke
