Ironing Quotes
Collection of top 34 famous quotes about Ironing
Ironing Quotes & Sayings
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I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
— Jenny Eclair
I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
We're all bitches in the end, aren't we...
— Gillian Flynn
I don't mind ironing at all. There's a special satisfaction in making wrinkled things smooth.
— Haruki Murakami
Good composers don't borrow, they steal
— Igor Stravinsky
For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
The Word of God was not written to satisfy our curiosity; it was written to # change our lives.
— Howard G. Hendricks
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
— Phyllis Diller
Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.
— Sandra Bullock
Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face.
— Melissa McBride
I try to take care of my hair because it sort of has to withstand a lot of blowdrying and ironing.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
— Henny Youngman
If you want to be your own master ... always be surprised by evil; never anticipate it.
— Mary McCarthy
Further and further we go, and the sun keeps ironing us and ironing us and ironing us.
— NoViolet Bulawayo
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
— Phyllis Diller
A kitchen without an ironing board? Are you kidding? It's un-American. It's like Simon without Garfunkel.
— Erma Bombeck
Ironing was an act of annihilation in which wrinkles would die and give way to order: something she required more than anything.
— Laura Esquivel
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
— Erma Bombeck
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
— Meryl Streep
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
— Phyllis Diller
Screenwriting is like ironing. You move forward a little bit and go back and smooth things out.
— Paul Thomas Anderson
He is man without a past (or future), stuck in a constantly changing, meaningless moment.
— Oliver Sacks
I was ironing my own clothes when I was 11 years old. My mental strength goes back to those days.
— Cristiano Ronaldo
She was always on her feet. Cooking. Washing. Ironing.
— Niccolo Ammaniti
Stop threatening to kill people on Twitter because you don't like what they are saying!
— Ashleigh Banfield
Ironing's nice and simple,' he said. 'I get all tangled up in words when I'm putting together those interminable papers ...
— Angela Carter
