
If you are going on with God, the only thing that is clear to you, and the only thing God intends to be clear, is the way He deals with your own soul. —
Oswald Chambers

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for. —
Edith Piaf

I don't want to be here. And when I'm not where I want to be, I feel like I've disappeared. —
Susan Schorn

Let us be elegant or die! —
Louisa May Alcott

Wanting leads to more wanting. Desire has no end. —
Nicola Yoon

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. —
Kevin Hearne

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie! —
Warren Ellis

Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey? —
Maria Edgeworth

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. —
Tina Fey

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity. —
Kin Hubbard

BASED is how you feel inside. —
Brandon McCartney