Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number?
— Henry D. Spalding
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
— Frank Yankovic
Let whatever mysterious starlight that guided you this far guide you onward into whatever crazy beauty awaits.
— Cheryl Strayed
If you are going on with God, the only thing that is clear to you, and the only thing God intends to be clear, is the way He deals with your own soul. — Oswald Chambers
Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for. — Edith Piaf
I don't want to be here. And when I'm not where I want to be, I feel like I've disappeared. — Susan Schorn
Let us be elegant or die! — Louisa May Alcott
Wanting leads to more wanting. Desire has no end. — Nicola Yoon
That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. — Kevin Hearne
Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie! — Warren Ellis
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey? — Maria Edgeworth
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. — Tina Fey
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity. — Kin Hubbard
BASED is how you feel inside. — Brandon McCartney
