Intelligence Humor Quotes
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Intelligence Humor Quotes & Sayings
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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
— Tanit Phoenix
Um. Ways in which a sentence beginning with the word "missiles" could be a good thing... Nope. I got nuthin'.
— Dennis E. Taylor
Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.
— Terry Pratchett
Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature.
— Peggy Noonan
A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.
— William Shakespeare
Never confuse cynicism for intelligence.
— Ahmed Al-Sheikh
My intellect tells me read between the lines.. No need to humor something that is what it is and is not what it was.
— Phil Thersby
I value each woman for what she has to offer whether it be charm-beauty-wit-intelligence or humor but warmth is the quality I value most.
— Marlon Brando
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
— Carroll Bryant
He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
— Rush Limbaugh
Beware the humorless. People who are all too serious are missing a key aspect of intelligence, which is perspective!
— Catherine Carrigan
Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.
— Will Cuppy
It did not seem possible, much as he craved the comfort of a woman of intelligence, of humor and balance and perception.
— Julie Powell
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
— Marilyn Vos Savant
Aubrey Davenport was dressed like a fop, had the manners of a fop, and appeared to have the intelligence of a potato.
— Marion Chesney
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
— Christopher Moore
You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.
— Lois Greiman
He devoted a considerable amount of his acute intelligence to the cause of doing as little as possible.
— James Herriot
Intelligence is not found when you have a plan, rather it's measured when you have no clue what you're doing.
— Charlie 'Gale'
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".
— Tucker Max
Anyone looking at you would write you off as a brainless nincompoop with about as much intelligence as a dead rabbit.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guysbut the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly! — Richard Feynman
You are slow for a machine. Are you a Trash-80?
— Keith Caserta
Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him
— Jeremy Aldana
Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat — Jeaniene Frost
I have always been much cleverer in retrospect.
— Jaida Jones
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
— The Covert Comic
Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that goes hand in hand with intelligence.
— Jennifer Nettles
Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded.
— Johnny B. Truant
Like a lot of stupid people, it took a great deal to get an idea into the king's head, but once there, there was no shifting it.
— Richard Killeen
All this talk about artificial intelligence is really just hype, it will take at least fifty years before we have to let them vote.
— Kenneth E. Boulding
When a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, must it always have come from the book?
— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.
— Thomas Lansing Masson
An individual deficient in the sense of humor represents more of a challenge to our idea of the human than a person of subnormal intelligence
— Christopher Hitchens
Ian was the kind of smart that makes your straight A student look like she'd drown in a wet paper bag. Ian was the kind of smart that scares people.
— Matt K. Turner
Were it that intelligence, skill, or quality were prime determinants of success, I might have an easier time of it.
— F.F. White
And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever.
— Lois Greiman
Yes, and had your hotel proved slightly less psychotic, matters would never have got as far out of hand as they have.
— Richard K. Morgan
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
— James Mackintosh
Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence.
— Christopher Hitchens