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Jean Kerr quotes: Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Jean Kerr quotes: There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people. There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.
Jean Kerr quotes: The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
Jean Kerr quotes: I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing. I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.
Jean Kerr quotes: Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother. Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.
Jean Kerr quotes: Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.
Jean Kerr quotes: People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you. People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.
Jean Kerr quotes: I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time. I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.
Jean Kerr quotes: The real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old. The real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.
Jean Kerr quotes: It takes at least one to make a marriage. It takes at least one to make a marriage.
Jean Kerr quotes: When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs. When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs.
Jean Kerr quotes: I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs. I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.
Jean Kerr quotes: I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Jean Kerr quotes: Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them. Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.
Jean Kerr quotes: Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr quotes: I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all. I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.
Jean Kerr quotes: I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
Jean Kerr quotes: An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives. An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.
Jean Kerr quotes: I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.
Jean Kerr quotes: Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
Jean Kerr quotes: The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Jean Kerr quotes: To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.
Jean Kerr quotes: I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure. I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.
Jean Kerr quotes: Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Jean Kerr quotes: I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Jean Kerr quotes: Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
Jean Kerr quotes: I will read anything rather than work. I will read anything rather than work.
Jean Kerr quotes: I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say. I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.
Jean Kerr quotes: Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat. Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.
Jean Kerr quotes: The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
Jean Kerr quotes: I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.
Jean Kerr quotes: Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts.
Jean Kerr quotes: You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count). You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).
Jean Kerr quotes: Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents. Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.
Jean Kerr quotes: I don't want to see the uncut version of anything. I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.
Jean Kerr quotes: Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in! Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!
Jean Kerr quotes: Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

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