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Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)
— Mary E. Pearson
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
The Snake in the fence is now inside the lungi
— Sidin Vadukut
It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else.
— Donald Miller
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
— Eleanor Porter
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight.
— Woody Allen
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.
— Jamie Farrell
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
— Nicole McKay
It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them?
— Jean Rhys
I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin.
— Katie McGrath
It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word, we're screaming inside but we can't be heard.
— Wiz Khalifa
When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music.
— John McLaughlin
That was the funny thing about smilesif you flashed the right one, no one knew there was more going on inside. — Laurelin Paige
Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.
— Jeff Lindsay
A good team needs three things: the right people, the right spirit, and a couple inside jokes.
— VanillaCreamPie8888
Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars.
— Catherynne M Valente
I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy
— Seanan McGuire
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
— Zach Galifianakis
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
— Steven Wright
People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required.
— Wes Adamson
That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world.
— Siobhan Vivian
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all.
— Paul Auster
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
— Steven Wright
There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself.
— Pawan Mishra
One of the fundamental rights of mankind should be that of wearing as many or as few clothes as one likes inside one's own home.
— Sachin Kundalkar
Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.
— Meghan Quinn
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins