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Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke) — Mary E. Pearson

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. — Katt Williams

The Snake in the fence is now inside the lungi — Sidin Vadukut

It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else. — Donald Miller

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Eleanor Porter

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there! — Rodney Dangerfield

Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight. — Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. — Michael Summers

A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. — Jamie Farrell

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank! — Nicole McKay

It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them? — Jean Rhys

I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin. — Katie McGrath

Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe? — A.S. King

It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word, we're screaming inside but we can't be heard. — Wiz Khalifa

When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music. — John McLaughlin

A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a funny hat, and inside every disaster there's a triumph struggling to get out. — Tom Holt

That was the funny thing about smiles
if you flashed the right one, no one knew there was more going on inside. — Laurelin Paige

Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time. — Jeff Lindsay

A good team needs three things: the right people, the right spirit, and a couple inside jokes. — VanillaCreamPie8888

Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars. — Catherynne M Valente

I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy — Seanan McGuire

If you want to say, Lucia, there is no inside of the park benches, I won't argue with you. But, then you have to say where the pigeons come from. — Jesse Ball

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. — Steven Wright

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

No place I'd rather be stuck than inside--er, with you, Dr. Morgan. — Kendall Grey

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required. — Wes Adamson

That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world. — Siobhan Vivian

The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. — Paul Auster

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. — Rita Rudner

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? — Steven Wright

There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself. — Pawan Mishra

One of the fundamental rights of mankind should be that of wearing as many or as few clothes as one likes inside one's own home. — Sachin Kundalkar

Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out. — Meghan Quinn

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins