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"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus

I don't have a smartphone... I have a very, very dumb phone. In fact, it's kind of an idiot — Jennifer E. Smith

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

I think only someone I loved as much as you could make me behave like such an idiot. — Eloisa James

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

An optimist without realism is an idiot. — Ben Tolosa

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. — Georges Courteline

Pelamus turned around, and bless the idiot, he gave a monologue. — Ari Bach

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno

You're like the cute version of the village idiot. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I'm mostly laughing, because you're such an idiot. — Jacqueline Wilson

Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence. — Christian Finnegan

I swear to you that I am not quite such an ass as I like to appear sometimes, although I am rather an ass, I admit. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

How can I lose to such an idiot? — Aron Nimzowitsch

THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around. — Lawrence Summers

I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. — Scott Lynch

If you educate an idiot, you end up with an educated idiot. — Robert Clarence Swanson

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you? — Hajime Isayama

In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network. — Conan O'Brien

The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot. — Julia Quinn

In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor. — Josh Gad

Cheesy lines like that will get you nowhere with me, but, by all means, keep them coming. You're so much easier to ignore when you're being an idiot. — Kelly Oram

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. — Ambrose Bierce

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! — Patrick Star

A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing. — Auliq Ice

Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about. — Ruth Reichl

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen. — Harald Zwart

Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated. — Donald Trump

There were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H. — Cassandra Clare

Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell. — Raheel Farooq

Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered, and the citizen captain shook his head in disgust. Having — David Weber

No matter how much I kept telling myself that I was behaving like an idiot, it was no use. — Knut Hamsun