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I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Richard K. Morgan: You smoke?" "Smoke? Do I look like a

You smoke?"
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Christopher Titus: You don't get a rebate at the end

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Jennifer E. Smith: I don't have a smartphone... I have a

I don't have a smartphone... I have a very, very dumb phone. In fact, it's kind of an idiot — Jennifer E. Smith

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Steven Wright: I kept a diary right after I was

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Eloisa James: I think only someone I loved as much

I think only someone I loved as much as you could make me behave like such an idiot. — Eloisa James

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You take a normal guy, give him a

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Ben Tolosa: An optimist without realism is an idiot.

An optimist without realism is an idiot. — Ben Tolosa

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Georges Courteline: To be looked upon as a fool by

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. — Georges Courteline

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Ari Bach: Pelamus turned around, and bless the idiot, he

Pelamus turned around, and bless the idiot, he gave a monologue. — Ari Bach

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Jay Leno: The New England Journal of Medicine reports that

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: You're like the cute version of the village

You're like the cute version of the village idiot. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Jacqueline Wilson: I'm mostly laughing, because you're such an idiot.

I'm mostly laughing, because you're such an idiot. — Jacqueline Wilson

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Ziad K. Abdelnour: Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and

Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Christian Finnegan: The thing is - I'm not an idiot.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence. — Christian Finnegan

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: I swear to you that I am not

I swear to you that I am not quite such an ass as I like to appear sometimes, although I am rather an ass, I admit. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Aron Nimzowitsch: How can I lose to such an idiot?

How can I lose to such an idiot? — Aron Nimzowitsch

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Lawrence Summers: THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around.

THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around. — Lawrence Summers

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Scott Lynch: I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of

I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. — Scott Lynch

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Robert Clarence Swanson: If you educate an idiot, you end up

If you educate an idiot, you end up with an educated idiot. — Robert Clarence Swanson

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Hajime Isayama: Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around

Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you? — Hajime Isayama

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Conan O'Brien: In the press this week, NBC has been

In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network. — Conan O'Brien

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: The 100% American is 99% idiot.

The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Horace Mann: If an idiot were to tell you the

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Julia Quinn: Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot. — Julia Quinn

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Josh Gad: In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different

In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor. — Josh Gad

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Kelly Oram: Cheesy lines like that will get you nowhere

Cheesy lines like that will get you nowhere with me, but, by all means, keep them coming. You're so much easier to ignore when you're being an idiot. — Kelly Oram

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Anne Rice: Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Idiot, n. A member of a large and

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. — Ambrose Bierce

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Tahereh Mafi: Only an idiot would rely on the energy

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Patrick Star: Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! — Patrick Star

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Nassim Nicholas Taleb: A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in

A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Auliq Ice: Nothing will make you look like an idiot

Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing. — Auliq Ice

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Ruth Reichl: Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most

Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about. — Ruth Reichl

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Harald Zwart: When enough people agree on something, I'd be

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen. — Harald Zwart

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Donald Trump: Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.

Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated. — Donald Trump

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Cassandra Clare: There were valuable first editions of books in

There were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H. — Cassandra Clare

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Raheel Farooq: Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world

Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell. — Raheel Farooq

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By David Weber: Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered,

Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered, and the citizen captain shook his head in disgust. Having — David Weber

I'm Such An Idiot Quotes By Knut Hamsun: No matter how much I kept telling myself

No matter how much I kept telling myself that I was behaving like an idiot, it was no use. — Knut Hamsun