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I'm Single Funny Quotes By Harvey MacKay: Day in and day out, your tax accountant

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: If Rose's streak was still intact, with that

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck. — Jerry Coleman

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Jeff Daniels: There's not a single job in this town.

There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week. — Jeff Daniels

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Julie Powell: It was 10:30 in the morning and I

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Sean Astin: It's in our own lives, every single day,

It's in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not. — Sean Astin

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: I have a friend named Doris who argues,

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: Incredible to think isn't it, that every single

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. — Milton Jones

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Robin Williams: Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Sam Yagan: I hated meeting people at bars when I

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line. — Sam Yagan

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Every single living thing is food to at

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: A woman says to a man, "I haven't

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!" — Henny Youngman

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Lindsey Kelk: The point of the list wasn't just to

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Shahla Khan: Face Book keeps asking me to complete my

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Liz Tuccillo: I think we are going to have to

I think we are going to have to love ourselves. Fuck. — Liz Tuccillo

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: I'm OK with being single, but I'm not

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Ville Valo: I have 4 kids already, I don't need

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments. — Ville Valo

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Do married people live longer than single people

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? — Steven Wright

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Nick Harkaway: If you ask who I aspire to, well,

If you ask who I aspire to, well, if a single line of mine was as funny as P. G. Wodehouse can be, that would be great. — Nick Harkaway

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Moby: Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional'

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Take A Break: A funny and insightful read, which every single

A funny and insightful read, which every single girl can relate to. — Take A Break

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Hettie Ivers: he hadn't killed or shagged even one single

he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. — Hettie Ivers

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Not every single way of saying the right

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Lisa Daily: I'd like to say I'm not dressed up

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I've done a lot of Fox shows since

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Alex Ferguson: Cole should be scoring from those distances, but

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. — Alex Ferguson

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Habeeb Akande: Women who seek advice from single women about

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Steve Coogan: Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle. — Steve Coogan

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Nalini Singh: Raphael met Michaela's gaze. "If you could kill

Raphael met Michaela's gaze. "If you could kill every single beautiful woman in the world, would you?"
Her smile never faded. "In an instant. — Nalini Singh

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Hazel Cartwright: Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,If you're

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I don't sit down to write a funny

I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad. — Lorrie Moore

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Masashi Kishimoto: She's strong! And scary ... I bet she's

She's strong! And scary ... I bet she's single ... I'd put money on it.. — Masashi Kishimoto

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: My father fought in World War I and

My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon. — Frank Carson

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: The population of earth has reached 7 billion

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

I'm Single Funny Quotes By Tranea Prosser: I've been single so long that if I

I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! — Tranea Prosser