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Alan Coren quotes: Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.

Alan Coren quotes: Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

Alan Coren quotes: Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.

Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.

Alan Coren quotes: To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

Alan Coren quotes: Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)

Alan Coren quotes: A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

Alan Coren quotes: Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come.

Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come.

Alan Coren quotes: The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

Alan Coren quotes: Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Alan Coren quotes: Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

Alan Coren quotes: I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Alan Coren quotes: All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

Alan Coren quotes: Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

Alan Coren quotes: 10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?