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Shoes: that putting them on a bed invited death into the family, that a quarrel would follow if one put on the left shoe first. — Khaled Hosseini

Angry men make themselves beds of nettles. — Samuel Richardson

I collapsed next to him on the bed and he slowly peeled off the rest of my wardrobe. We made love by moonlight. — Janice Macleod

I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it ... — John Mayer

He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do. — Charlie Close

I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade — Jeaniene Frost

Much later, Alice would wonder what might have happened if she had gone to bed when she was supposed to. — Django Wexler

That's my one rule: always take off my makeup; no matter how tired I am before going to bed, it comes off! — Amber Le Bon

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists. — Anne Lamott

We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us. — Charles Darwin

'Southland' is very real; it's not about who found the hair in the bed. There are procedural aspects to it, but it's not about that. — Christopher Chulack

Holy shit!" Daisy screeches. She dives off the bed and races over to Grace, while I stand in front of them smirking the smirk of all smirks. — Elle Kennedy

I'll wipe that smile off your face," he vowed.
"And how do you plan to do that?"
"Put the kid to bed and I'll show you. — Nick Wilgus

A simple thank you for saving my life would suffice. I don't need for you to carry me off to your bed to show your gratitude. — Courtney Cole

I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed. — Jethro Tull

From morning when I wake up until I go to sleep, I am working. I go to bed and I want to switch off, but the brain doesn't switch off. — Frank Lowy

I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'. — Gary Oldman

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. — Janet Evanovich

My fear was that I'd oversleep, and when Ranger broke into my apartment to wake me up, I'd drag him into bed with me. And then what would I tell Joe? — Janet Evanovich

I took the sing from your song. I made a bed where you don't belong. — Ben Howard

God, children know something they can't tell; they like Red Riding Hood and the wolf in bed! — Djuna Barnes

He wished they could just be naked in his bed and not worry about words. Talking was overrated anyway. — Savannah Stuart

I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke. — Len Goodman

It was like someone had cheerfully suggested she run a marathon when she'd just dragged herself out of bed after suffering from the flu. — Liane Moriarty

I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in. — Bellamy Young

I'm going back to bed. And when I wake up maybe that ugly girl will be gone. — Amanda Grace

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed? — Matt Groening

Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

They caressed one another until their hides shone. They embraced until their 206 bones squeaked like mice. Their bed was a boat in a weird sea. — Tom Robbins

But the trade-off for my self-respect was a cold bed and an over-used vibrator, and it was starting to wear thin. — Sierra Simone

Living with a whore
even the best whore in the world
isn't a bed of roses. — Henry Miller

I listen to the grinding whir of the clock, and the creaking of my listing bed, and the sound the phone doesn't make when it's shut off. — Michael Montoure

I went into the crapper and took myself a beautiful beershit. Then I went to bed, jacked off, and slept. — Charles Bukowski

I've been bitten, beat up, tied to a bed, James Bonded out, and now you finish off by choking a goddamn teacher! — Lili St. Crow

Before I go to bed, I brush my teeth and take off all my makeup. I like to use Neutrogena's makeup remover wipes. — Maddie Ziegler

I don't know any kid that's not afraid at some point going to bed with the lights off, totally. That's why they make nightlights. — Chris Pine

Connection was the thing, whether through bed, bottle, grand inquisitorial session. — Anthony Burgess

If I have questions about the universe on my mind when I go to bed, I can't turn off. I dream equations all night. — Stephen Hawking

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed. — Lou Brock

2AM where do i begin,
Crying off my face again,
The silent sound of lonliness,
Wants to follow me to bed — Christina Perri

I'm really kind of boring - I'd rather go to bed early and get up early because I really value my time off, my time away from work. — Mandy Moore

Her Pan-Cake makeup was cracking like a dried-out Dakota lake bed. — John Sandford

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me! — Charles M. Schulz

I go to bed at 2 A.M. and get up at 7 A.M. - I've never been a sleeper. But I definitely get sick every month-and-a-half. — Alexa Von Tobel

Snake my way into her bed? You dont' know your roomate well do you? She jumped me and rode me til I was cross-eyed!

~Jack — Ann Mayburn

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me. — Tracey Emin

I really want to make love to you. Please come to bed with me. — E.L. James

I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment. — Brandon Boyd

A child should never go to bed, they only wake up a day older. — J.M. Barrie

All top international athletes wake up in the morning feeling tired and go to bed feeling very tired. — Brendan Foster

Did I choose this life of illusion? Don't be mad. My bed was made, I just lied in it. — Tim O'Brien

There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet. — Nicole Krauss

Good God, it's like a burly pirate landed in my bed and is waiting for another round of debauchery. — Kristen Callihan

I think of night. The moon shines in front of the bed. Above the frost is the doubt. I look up and there is a full moon. I look down and miss my life. — Antonio Garrido

At night in bed, they talked. He, of the bees. She of the birds. Never of the birds and bees. — LaVyrle Spencer

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast. — Scroobius Pip

You're staring at my ass."
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen

Thanks for outing me. (Alix)
Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I want to read you every night. I want to take you to bed with me : your words, your thoughts, your mind, your body and your soul. — Avijeet Das

Though a modern woman's computer is more intimate than her bed ... — Elizaveta Mikhailichenko

Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker. — Denise Richards

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. — George Burns

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it. — Grace Slick

It's bad to get up early, stand at your typewriter and work, then find it's nothing and take a bottle to bed. — Ray Bradbury

his weight pinning me to the bed. — Diana Gabaldon

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun. — Heather Mills

I like to personalise my dressing room, have a cover for the bed and, if it is a long run, a few cushions and a teapot - a little pot for one. — Lesley Manville

A death-bed's a detector of the heart. — Edward Young

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out. — Arthur Wellesley