I'm Fat Funny Quotes
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I'm Fat Funny Quotes & Sayings
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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
— Zach Galifianakis
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?
— Kiersten White
Does anyone like a fat old cow?""Maybe other fat old cows? — Allan Dare Pearce
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
— George R R Martin
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
— Jimmy Carr
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
— Demetri Martin
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
— Curtis Jackson
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's not over till the fat lady eats!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?
— Anthony Liccione
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
— Rodney Dangerfield
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
— Victor Borge
All pomp and show." Anjali's glare at the house would've exploded bricks if she'd had superhuman powers. "A fat cow needs a big barn.
— Nicola Marsh
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
— Dave Bautista
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
— Russell Brand
The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.
— P.T. Macias
He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once.
— J.D. Salinger
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
— Tim Heaton
Enormous? Did you just call me fat?
— Cassandra Clare
Unlike Tania, who was so slim, Rykoff looked as if he'd been given an order to get fatan order he had been delighted to obey. — Henning Mankell
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.
— Steve Coogan
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
— Jo Brand
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
— Jerry Coleman
